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dirty chess

Jizzing inside of a boxing glove so that when someone puts their hand in it they have a handful of cum on their hands

Muhammad Ali retired after someone pulled a dirty chess on him.

by VeryPhonyTony April 16, 2020


Playing chess with the poltergeist

When you stay up during the witching hours playing chess by yourself because everyone is sleeping or far away from the scope of control.

Person 1: "sorry man i cant stay up any longer, i'm too tired."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."

by Capuchin for Hire March 31, 2022


chess

A term used to describe sexual intercourse between two men.

Matt "Hey peter do you wanna play chess"
peter "Sure here comes the bishop"

by KrustyKid October 1, 2021


Chess

Chess has a lot of double standards feminists don't mention when whining about social justice, like a queen being able to move freely while the king can move one space at a time, and it's a lot like life, though life is not a game to everyone.

The queen is the most free piece on a chess board, and yet feminists still try to claim they are marginalized somehow, when really they only were in the past on the surface, though those times are in the past, assuming they are exactly as bad as feminists describe them in terms of historical accuracy. Female children don't get ass whoopings from authority figures such as parents, in what way have females always not had it made in life? It's males that are fucked, they get the short end of the stick on everything.

by The Original Agahnim September 2, 2021


Chess

A game, just like checkers.

When somebody says something is chess not checkers, they're implying that it is somehow more serious, or to be taken more seriously than checkers if it's chess, even though they are both games. Not everything in life is a board game, so the worst kind of game is one that seems designed to be taken seriously when games are the opposite of serious.

by The Original Agahnim September 23, 2021


Chess

Not even the queen (the most powerful piece on the board) can maneuver on her own, without the assistance of someone that sat at the table to play.

When nobody sits down to play a game of chess, all pieces on the board are equally powerful in that none of them (black or white) has any real power. There is no longer a most powerful piece and king and queen become meaningless, pawns are not getting played, they are just pieces of plastic or wood.

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021


Chess

Chess is a lot like poker. If you don't sit down at the table, what good is it to have a hand full of Kings, Queens, and Aces or a poker face? That serious look on somebody's face is no longer helping them out at anything.

Whether it's chess or poker, none of the cards or pieces do anybody any good if nobody got them to sit down at the table and play. They are just pieces of paper (like money) or plastic (like chips in poker or chess pieces).

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021