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choad crystal

The fecal matter that is caked on the back of a man's testicals.

yo, those choad crystals are wack, son.

by count snatchula March 21, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Choad Monster

This is a huge hairy monster that eats people who are called "choads" they also like to feed on "choad warriors". These monsters have been around for hundreds of years. More and more variations of choad are being created everyday. The newest type of choad that has been seen is the Salmon Choad. The Choad monster has taken a great liking to attacking and eating this particular type of choad. The only thing that can stop a Choad Monster is an elite group of three mammoth cats, they are called G-Unit, Panther and Blackie. Hopefully one day they will bring down the Choad monster and all choads on earth shall be safe to live in peace.

"Ah it's the Choad monster run!!!!!!!!"

by Crazy McMental May 23, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


choad face

A choad face is a nasty word which basically describe a stupid guy. Just imagine what a choad face would be :p

Hey man, gimme your shoes i like them
Yeah, fuck off you choad face!

by Thib August 31, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


poopy choad

pulling a penis out of a butt and putting it in a mouth

when a man pulls his penis out of somebody's butt and puts it in there mouth is a poopy choad,for example bobby pulled his penis out of aarons butt and put it in his mouth

by justin overmyer July 25, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


team choad

a group of xangans who constantly talk about fucking each other jokingly, but deep down, they really do lust for each other. A rare specimen often found at home masturbating to sean paul pictures.

hey man. have you seen the new sean paul video? fuck my earhole!

by hawthorne and evan April 9, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


choad hopper

One who incessently moves from one inconsiderate, degenerate, assholish act to the other

Bill Clinton; Howard Stern; that college dorm mate who plays "gangsta rap" at 2:30 in the morning before your biggest final and leaves his boxers with the ralley car burnout mark in the ass, in the living room couch cushions where you are trying to have quality time with your beloved.

by DPAN June 22, 2004

4๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


choad smuggler

You know damn right what a choad smuggler is.

Dude 1: Umm, hey what are you doing?
Dude 2: Shh...smuggling choads.
Dude 1: THIS IS A STING! OMG TIME FOR YOU TO DIE ROTTEN CHOAD SMUGGLING BASTARD!
Dude 2: No! Why did I ever turn to choad smuggling! My life is wasted! No!

by weeeee March 4, 2003

5๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž