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Boodrough’s Choice

When, for weeks, you suggest the inevitability of a breakup with the person you love most, only to find yourself falling more hopefully in love with them, more pair-bonded to them, and less likely to ever part from them.

Faced with Boodrough’s Choice, the path forward was never more clear: she was powerless to do anything but love him harder and HARDER with every passing day.

by JustAPrick November 22, 2022


Your body, my choice!

A covert way for young American males to request you strike their genetalia with as much force as you can muster.

Connor stood on the corner shouting "Your body, my choice!" at every passing woman in the hopes someone would finally touch his genitals.

by OgreTM November 10, 2024

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No choice Willy

If a guy asks for nudes and shows you this you have to send him 3 nude photos

Guy: no choice Willy

Girl: what is that?

Guy: you have to send me 3 nude pics

Girl: oh okay

by Bubbas bubbles June 6, 2019


Users choice

YouTuber sibling duo Weston and Kalynn Koury mention ‘users choicepotty talk. When on the toilet you have 3 or 4 options. 1 piss. 2 shit. 3 other. 4 users choice. Never feel restricted to 3 and be creative!

Mannn I gotta go to the bathroom. I gotta pee but... maybe I’ll go with a users choice!

by theoneandonlygenius March 13, 2021


usda prime choice

Just like in the movie; " The Wedding Singer when Julia's (Drew Barrymore) fiancée Glenn (Matthew Glave) says to Robbie (Adam Sandler), in regards to a cocktail waitress, that she is USDA PRIME CHOICE.

Meaning she is a cut above the rest, the top choice, best cut of meat. A bit degrading but a compliment non the less.

Damn London's girl sure is a hottie! That Trinity is USDA PRIME CHOICE! He's one lucky guy.

by Chainsaw_cutie May 8, 2024


Anti-Choice

The advocacy for selective breeding and requirements for mandatory abortions for those unfit to procreate.

In order to advance the human race, we must implement an anti-choice abortion policy.

by Tahoe Junglist May 8, 2023


Axiom of Choice

A mathematical (and philosophical) theory. Introduced in the early 20th century, it states that if you have a bunch of stuff, you can pick one thing from that stuff, and if you have many different groups of things, you can select one from each group.

This was controversial at the time.

Math is weird.

I have a two bowls of Cap'n Crunch. It took mathematicians until 1904 to figure out that I can take a Crunchberry from each. This is the Axiom of Choice.

by Carter? February 15, 2012