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When your partner falls asleep, you clinch your buttcheek over their nose untill their mouth opens. Then you drop your cock in their mouth.
Robert went to sleep, so I gave him the claw hammer.
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A legendary set of three waves that travel across oceans, with gnarly crests that combine to create a mondo wave to end all waves. It’s a thing of radical beauty, but don’t try surfing it unless you want crisp sea spray to the face.
Dude: Bro! Did you see J Last week?
Bro: Naw, what up doh?
Dude: Bro, he ate it trying to ride that white claw!
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Originating in the state of Maine, a term used to describe 'four in the stink' and 'one in the pink'. A variation of the 'shocker' and the 'beatle clip'.
When she woke up in the morning, it felt as though a crustacean had eaten her asshole, but in reality her boyfriend had given her the ole lobster claw the night before.
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A had gesture used to emphasize and symbolize something that something has pissed you off. Stick your hand out and down with the palm facing up. Then curl your fingers up about half way. It looks like imitation claws, and is very similar to the gesture that rock singers use. Also, used while proclaiming "SONOFABITCH!"
Guy 1: Hey, did you order those concert tickets yet?
Guy 2: NO! I called at 3, like they said, but they were sold out already... SONOFABITCH!
::SONOFABITCH CLAW::
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the chester claw is the name given to the method of multi-stimulating a women, the process consists of clitorial, g-spot and prostrate stimulation simultaneously using thumb, index finger and medius...first applied successfully at the Bear and Billet in Chester therefore named approriately after the region it was discovered.
We didn't have sex yet but I introduced Sarah to the "chester claw"
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When you are about to pull out before ejaculation but she knows you have money. So she digs her nails into your back to pull you back in.
I tried to pull out and and she game me the thot claw brah!
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Where on a woman, one puts his finger/fingers into her arse, and puts his thumb into her vagina, and attempts to click his fingers.
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