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You often say this sentence to someone when you strongly relate with their problems because you more likely had this problem before or you still have it
Maria: I'm diagnosed with Depression and Anxiety
Julie: That hit close to home
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What you first hear when you jump off a tall hospital and spin on your way down.
*Jumps off hospital* Close your eyes, you'll be here soon.
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'Close to Home' simply means the act of committing something less than savoury with your girls best friend.
Dumbass A; Dude i just totally boned Finola's best friend!
Dumbass B; Man! That was a bit close to home wasn't it?
Dumbass A; Yea, but as long as i be hitting that sweet ass - it's all gravy.
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This is a very specific five some. There is a person on their knees, (usually a female) there are two men on either side of her face with erect penises towards her head, while two other people (male or female) are jerking off the two men. The two men have to finish at the same time onto the recipients face.
Dude, have you ever had a closed fist royale?
A memeable referance to the classic song by Panic! At The Disco: "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"
"Haven't you people ever heard of Closing The Goddamn Door, no?"
"Wtf Brendon! We're at a wedding!"
"Oh yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore."
"Oh dear lord..."
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Someone who is close enough to you to have a custom ringtone in your cellphone.
Jim: "I didn't know you were friends with Sally."
John: "Oh yeah; we're like custom ringtone close."
A joke from a Monty Python live show regarding watery American beer.
Monty Python:
" Frankly over here we find that your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe.
It's fucking close to water. "
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