A blick peice of shit that bumlicks certain people the LIGHTSKINS he even has each appointment when he licks their bum hole and suck there willies. And yes this guy is suppressingly gay with his expired headshape and dead trim
LICKING A LIGHTSKINS BUMHOLE AND HATING ON BLACK PEOPLE WHEN YOUR BLACK YOURSELF THATS A COACH L
babe: hey, who's the big black brolic coach over there?
chad: huh? that's my coach jordani
A person who has either never been in business or who has failed at being in business and has decided to do some Google searches like “how to run a business“ and then charge people to teach them what they read on Google.
Businessman 1: my business coach has been a complete waste of time and money.
Businessman 2: Actually “business coach” is a synonym for “complete waste of time and money”.
When an angry ginger who hates his life screams at you for his failures at coaching and at life.
Wow my coach is a real Coach Marks!
A group of idiots who will suck the life out of talented football playing kids
That OC coaching is destroying our kids we should move them to another school before its too late
you’re most likely a honors world history teacher who is over the age of 60 and quotes the bible like it’s the office or tiktok. you like to call brody gay until he goes out of the room and cries in the hallway. your class is the easiest thing since kim kardashian. i hide from your BORING class in the bathroom while i CRY. ee love you and want you to be at our weddings (as the groom) *demonic laugh* anyways “you made good grades.... when you’re here”
“alright let’s put the phones away, take the things out of our ears” &
“i’m not saying the bible is right but it is correct.”- coach avant
When a baseball player's conversation with a college coach is interrupted by another player. Similar to the "Cock Block".
Mike: "Chris is over there talking to Coach Holbrook from South Carolina, should I go over there and introduce myself?"
James: "Don't coach block him dude, maybe if you started raking like Chris he would show some interest!"