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kurt cobain

A totally overrated "musician". Could not play the guitar for his life. Stupid people think he and Nirvana killed Metal. wrong! They just killed stupid late-80's pop metal. True metal never died. Kurt on the other hand, did, when he blessed the world and decided to perform a 12-gauge lobotomy on himself. Also helped influence the shit bands of today, ie.: Nickelback, etc.

He was the second worst grunge singer, next to Eddie Vedder.

Layne Stayley and Alice in Chains wiped the floor with Nirvana and their talentless drivel

by IMDan August 10, 2005

94πŸ‘ 246πŸ‘Ž


kurt cobain

Done while masturbating sitting up.Β Β When ejaculating you shoot your load up under your chin resembling that of a shotgun blast.

"I blew a load so hard up under my chin it was like Kurt Cobain's death!!"

by domatt December 17, 2007

15πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


kurt cobain

i great person who realy never wanted to be remebered, some people think he was murdered and some think he did comment suicide and some think he is still alive. was one of the greatest singers although off tone alot but thats wat made his singing great. was also a great guitarist and as said in the nevermind interview his mom and step dad got i na fight so his mom got all his gun various guns rifles and hand guns and threw em i nthe lake so he hired one of his friends to fish em out and then he sold em for his first guitar then he learned how to play "back in black" by ac/dc and all he learned was the power chords and he never went to a lesson again and he didn't pay the teacher

kurt cobain is a great person he was nice he was often out of tone when singing but that was wat made his singing great.they ruled his death a suicide but there were noumorous clues leading to murder some think courtney killed him but courtney wouldn't have canceled his credit card then kill him so all leads to a murder.

by daniel d October 10, 2005

6πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Kurt Cobain

Kurt was a genious with melodies and a great songwriter. All the other "great" guitarists just progressed from the blues. Kurt changed music forever, he created something new and didnt just compete with what was already created.

I bought a gun and chose drugs instead. Kurt Cobain

by Eddie C August 31, 2007

5πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Kurt Cobain

Kurt Cobain was the sexiest man alive...hes prolly the sexiest dead person also! lol.....for those of u who wrote that he commited suiced u must not b true cobain fans..HE WAS KILLED BY a BLOOD SUCKING WHORE, COURTNEY LOVE!!(im ashamed to b a courtney ...), who is also his wife:S ....that fucking whore is going to burn in hell for that shit...but neways.....he was part of the grunge band, Nirvana, which is also the best band out there.....if u havent bought the box set yet....get off ur ass and go get it!....its only $45..... not that much is it?...and if u cant afford it.....go bum some money from a friend......and for those of u who are burning off the internet....u suck....u obviously arent true fans....just POSERS!!!!

Kurt Cobain u are the sexiest man that ever walked the earth... im sry u had to b MURDERED BY UR BLOOD SUCKING WIFE!!!!....but neways ...u will be loved forever by ur true fans!

RIP>>>WE LOVE U!!!!!

by Courtney (gurl whose name was ruined by a blood sucking whore!!) March 9, 2005

24πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


Kurt Cobain

1.Frontman for the grunge band, Nirvana.

2.The original emo kid.

Nirvana fan: Kurt Cobain is the best singer in the world.
Intelligent person: Come on, man. They actually started the whole emo trend. Go listen to some quality music like Cream.

by ClaptonIsGod September 19, 2010

9πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


kurt cobain

Inventor and main purveyor of ridiculous music form known as 'grunge', a form of piss poor heavy metal characterised by moaning beardy singers who bellow like pregnant hippos and wear plaid shirts.

kurt cobain - the inventor of grunge.

by the masked nanker August 28, 2006

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