Halo Combat Evolved

One of the best games in 2001, for its amazing sunflowers and graphical resolutions. It was only available on Xbox and PC sadly.

“Hey Dude wanna do Some Halo Combat Evolved?”
“Sure.”

Combat zone

The Area between dating and the friend zone, when all of your boy trying to smash

Dude I sliped in the combat zone now I'm stuck in the friend zone

Combat-Queen

The pejorative name used to describe a soldier, or veteran of the US armed forces who is working, or has worked in a combat related role (usually infantry), who is at least one of the following:

A) Overly concerned with comparing his/her job, and/or experience with other military roles.

B) Condescending of others' lack of combat experience, regardless of the targeted entity's current, or past military involvement; Often perceiving them as inferior, either physically, or psychologically.

C) Frequently mentioning past combat-related experiences, either in the form of stories, or gratuitous comments during contextually unrelated social situations. (IE. Parties, work, vacations etc.)

The above circumstances are speculated to stem from a strong need for validation, admiration, or used as a façade to hide his/her insecurities.

Jim: "Wow! It sure is hot outside today."
Amy: "Tell me about it; I started sweating right away!"
John "Pshh, you wouldn't know real heat unless you spent a summer in Kandahar.."
Jim to Amy: "Jeez, what a Combat-Queen."

combat waddle

The back-and-forth dance that characters in a video RPG do to show they are still active.

That's Cloud there, doing the combat waddle.

Multicrew Tank Combat 4

A roblox semi-realistic tank combat game that requires actual crew members. Good luck finding non-retarded teammates while being attacked by 4 Mi-8 Helicopter.

Someone: Hey wonna play Multicrew Tank Combat 4?

You: No.

4chan combat van

a van that users of 4chan tend to show up to the houses of those who disagreed with them and have intent have harm the aforementioned person who disagreed with them.
(usually happens after the disagreed person has their home address leaked on 4chan)

sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): hitler was a horrible person
5 DAYS LATER
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): OH FUCK ITS THE 4CHAN COMBAT VAN AND THIS TIME THEY HAVE ASSULT RIFLES!
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): *starts loading FA03 with intent to defend his/her fort*

Mutual combat

when two individuals intentionally and consensually engage in a fair fight

Originally added to courts so you wouldn't get a murder charge when engaging in a duel in the 1800s

Coke dealer: I challenge you to a duel

Drunk guy: mutual combat isn't even legal here, don't kick my ass