go commit toaster bath

One of the worst possible things you can say to someone.

Frank: Go commit die. Jeff: Go commit toaster bath. *Frank dies*

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Go commit uninstall life

This phrase is generally used to say "Go commit suicide" only in a much less offensive way.

Person 1: fOrtnITe iS tHE bEST gaME eVEr
Person 2: Go commit uninstall life
Person 1: :(

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go commit lego step

the absolute worst way to kill someone.
once saying this phrase,

a person will suddenly be forced to step on a lego and then get pulled into the shadow realm.

person 1: you suck
person 2: go commit lego step
person 1: oh god ow! that lego hurts. oh god wait what aaaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Committing a Derric

Deleting fire center and vanishing off the face of the Earth

"Dude what happen to Ricardo?"
"I don't know man, I think he is committing a Derric"

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Go Commit Vehicular Manslaughter

When your a horrible parent because you gave your young child the key to the car, and he takes off driving it down the road, and then you realised you gave him the opportunity to Go Commit Vehicular Manslaughter and that your responsible for them

Ol Denis gave his kid the key fob to his Tesla, well shit, his child's gonna go commit vehicular manslaughter.

go commit fork in outlet

an insult of asking someone to die by sticking a fork in an outlet

"jim: go commit fork in outlet!"

"john: BZZZRTTTT"

"jim:john?"

go commit hang rope

Absolute destruction. If someone says this to you, you will then become their servant for life. They now own you. Also a Roblox meme.

“Go commit hang rope you dumb nub.”