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When you stick your girl in the oven at 350 degrees and she turns into dust, then you rebuild her and then she wants to have sex with you
Boy: Hey babe you wanna try the coochie cracker
Girl: Sure why not, It sounds fun
Boy: *throws girl in oven*
Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF
The group nickname for some SEXY, THICCCCC ASSSS BITCHESSS. Specifically for a group of friends named Brianna, Alisha, and Kennie!
DAMNNNNN BRIANNA, KENNIE AND ALISHA ARE THEEEEE COOCHIE OREOSSSS
When the Coochie smells like fish, burns, and itches all at the same time. Someone may have what is called ‘coochie itch’. This pleasure is often found in women who sit on multiple penis’.
That one girl Ashlyn got coochie itch from all of the dick she sits on.
A Person that believes in conserving the coochie till marriage
Ethan: Hey Fred have you and Ann had intercourse with your genitals yet?
Fred: No! I’m a Coochie Conservationist
Ethan: oh ok Fred I hope her juices are fermenting nicely 😀
A coochie sidequest is when you stray off your path on the coochie quest and decide to hit up a bar or club and momentarily make that your focus.
Coochie sidequests are admirable parts of storytelling to the boys around a campfire of sorts. But coochie sidequests should never be the full story or ur just lame.
Bro 1: So as I was at the halfway mark of the coochie quest, my car broke down. Coincidentally in front of a club. I decided to pursue a coochie sidequest as it was getting close to the edge of dusk.
Bro 2: Dude, please just get to the point.
Canned Coochie is Cheap Coochie also Just Coochie in a Can.
ALL LESBIANS ARE SWEATING ;)))))))))))) DRIP DRIP WET WET
"I like Canned Coochie."
"Really? Same."
"HANNAH SWEETY LISTEN TO ME."