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Fictitious "programming chip" in Ford Police Interceptors.
Believed to add up to 2.21 Gigawatts of power to your Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor (CVPI).
Dude, did they take out the COP CHIP when you bought your Police Interceptor?
You've got the COP CHIP, I hear that adds an extra 100 RWHP to your car!
I would have smoked your @$$ at the track had I had the COP CHIP in it!
With the COP CHIP and some GOOD Goodyear Eagle RS-A Plus tires, I could have enough power and torque to reverse the rotation of the EARTH!!!
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A sexy police officer who pulls you over and wants to do you in the back of the Rover.
I was doin' a buck in the latest drop, and I got stopped by a lady cop. She got me thinkin' I could date a cop.
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When someone intervenes while you are in the process of getting something. Often used in cases when one stops you from getting a phone number, information, or something else, from a girl (or guy).
Can also be shortened to "Blockin".
also see cock blockin/ cock blocking
Yo this chic was about to give me her number until John cop blockin ass came over there, tryin to get in the conversation we was havin.
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A blunt force object (such as a hammer or crowbar), carried on a motorcycle, used to extract revenge. When a vehicle is driven too carelessly next to a rider, and they are subsequently almost run over, the "traffic cop" is withdrawn from its respective sheath, and used to smash the windshield of the offending party.
"I fitted the frame of my bike with a traffic cop. Ya know....Just in case."
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It's a verb for when you're totally bullshitting something, making it up as you go along, winging it, it's a fail, etc.
Person A: Man, this test is hard as fuck!
Person B: Yeah, I know Imma just have to cop a shit.
OR
Girlfriend: Do you think this top makes me look fat?
Boyfriend: Uhhh... (to self) I'm totally copping a shit.... (outloud) No, of course not! Pffff, no!
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Teacher: What's the contrapositive of the inverse statement?
Student: Hmm.... (totally copping a shit) There's no such thing??
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A phrase meaning you will proceed to participate in illegal things until police presence is known. Usually pertaining to driving.
"Yo, dude you didn't stop at that stop sign!"
"Whatever. No cop, no stop."
"Dude, you're driving like 30 miles over the speed limit!"
"Yeah. No cop, no stop."
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To avoid fulfilling a responsibility. To renege on an agreement.
The term comes from the word "cop," to steal. It is in general usage, and has been long before any "song" by Eminem.
I was going to go to the movies with Gillian last night, but she copped out on me and made her father dinner.
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