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A made-up virus used as an excuse by introverts or those who isolate.
A: You stayed at home even before covid-19!
B: That's because I had covid-18!
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Is a term to used to describe a male who is suffering from either erectile dysfunction or total impotence due to paranoia from the Covid-19 virus.
I was talking to Alice, and apparently she hasn't had sex since with Jimmy since the coronavirus outbreak. Because they were newlyweds, Alice thought it would be a sex session until the pandemic is over, but Jimmy is apparently suffering Covid Cock. He’s in total Covid Cock, he can’t even get it up. Here’s to hoping he hammering away soon!
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The quarantines interference in getting you laid.
Bros: Walking over to talk to those girls at the sitting at the bar.
Waitress: excuse me guys due to social distancing you can’t stand around the bar.
- we were COVID cockblocked :(
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A plan that turns into a complete hot mess & confusing situation due to guidelines and rules because of Coronavirus or Covid-19.
I just wanted to throw Debbie a nice surprise birthday party, but we’re only allowed 10 people, we have stay six feet apart and we have to wear masks! It’s a complete covid cluster!
To be deceived into thinking a mask-wearing chick is hot because she's blown her entire giro on eye make-up, then discover that her face looks like a crow's armpit.
"I copped a Covid Catfish. Her eyes were lush but the mask hid a face that a mother couldn't love."
(noun) - A person who cheers on the coronavirus and hopes for as many dead people as possible. This became an unlikely entity to cheer for however everyone likes a winner 😉 and the ability to turn pain into political issues. While this may at 1st make a person appear to be callous or cold, it underscores a person's exacting standards regarding winning. #winning
Note - The only thing more undefeated in the history of the world than COVUD-19 is pussy.
You know, I've kind of become COVID cheerleader now that it looks like its gonna be here for a while.
When the Comander-in-Chief welcomes Covid into his house and lets it take over the place.
The Covid-in-Chief has told everyone not to fear Coronavirus.