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Is a term to used to describe a male who is suffering from either erectile dysfunction or total impotence due to paranoia from the Covid-19 virus.
I was talking to Alice, and apparently she hasn't had sex since with Jimmy since the coronavirus outbreak. Because they were newlyweds, Alice thought it would be a sex session until the pandemic is over, but Jimmy is apparently suffering Covid Cock. He’s in total Covid Cock, he can’t even get it up. Here’s to hoping he hammering away soon!
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A made-up virus used as an excuse by introverts or those who isolate.
A: You stayed at home even before covid-19!
B: That's because I had covid-18!
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The quarantines interference in getting you laid.
Bros: Walking over to talk to those girls at the sitting at the bar.
Waitress: excuse me guys due to social distancing you can’t stand around the bar.
- we were COVID cockblocked :(
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A plan that turns into a complete hot mess & confusing situation due to guidelines and rules because of Coronavirus or Covid-19.
I just wanted to throw Debbie a nice surprise birthday party, but we’re only allowed 10 people, we have stay six feet apart and we have to wear masks! It’s a complete covid cluster!
A girl or woman who is generally very pretty but has an unattractive mouth or smile which a COVID mask hides.
James – “Did you see that girl that just passed by?”
Richard – “Yes, she is in my Math class. But she is just COVID pretty.”
James – “What?”
Richard – “Dude, you should see her without that mask. Bad teeth!”
Basically a one hit wonder rapper that blew up over the pandemic
Once the pandemic is over they’re irrelevant and fell off
Person 1:Yo what happened to popp hunna?
Person 2:He’s a covid rapper
To be deceived into thinking a mask-wearing chick is hot because she's blown her entire giro on eye make-up, then discover that her face looks like a crow's armpit.
"I copped a Covid Catfish. Her eyes were lush but the mask hid a face that a mother couldn't love."