Romo cramp

1. Any type of severe externally visible bone fracture mispercieved casually, lackadaisically, whimsically and hopefully as "just a cramp".

Oh yeah, he must have got a romo cramp, huh?

jackers cramp

When an individual gets a cramp in one arm from excessive masturbation.

Tom: dad my arm really hurts.
Tom's dad: hmm must be jackers cramp
Tom: www shut up dad! You're embarrassing me I don't do that!
Jacking off masturbation

cramp creep

Someone who’s incredibly fascinated by cramps.

Similar to someone who likes to pop pimples or zits but instead to observe little to even severe cramps.

Ricardo: Hombre, look at this cramp homie got in her leg! Shits crazy son

Humphrey: You’re weird dawg. Cramp creep!!

Ricardo: smh, you just don’t get it

Cunt-Cramp

1: When one women impedes the social progress of another female.

2: The female equivalent of a "Cock-Block"

I totally would hook up with that hot acoustic guitar player, but my girlfriend keeps "Cunt-Cramping me