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defensive cricket

A relationship tactic, involving nailing as many people as possible when one's partner is overseas. Designed to ensure that maximum downside on partners return is the relationship itself, not also a feeling of having wasted some of ones life.

"What did you get up to friday?" "Defensive cricket"

by BBB April 18, 2005

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cricket leggin

so messed up your leggs feel like jello when you walk and bend weird ways

Man, im cricket leggin right now!

by BIG D DOIRON March 23, 2011

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crotch crickets

slang for crabs, lice in the pubic area

Justin has crotch crickets.

by AK-85 April 2, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


pub cricket

The act of going on a pub crawl with your (male) friends, and actively bumping into women's breasts without getting caught. Each time a player succesfully touches a breast they get one run, if they manage to touch both of them they get a four, and if they successfully manage to bag the nicest pair in the pub, they get a six. Players are out if they are slapped or otherwise rumbled, and can no longer "bat".

"Damn! Wilson's picked up 19 not out!"
"Shit, I went out for a duck."

by Barlos the Jackal November 25, 2003

19๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


crotch crickets

crabs or crotch critters that creep around your crotch. Something that u need to look out for before you get all up on or in someone elses crotch

wow, that bitch wanted me to eat her vertical bacon sandwich and it was infested with crotch crickets

by Tommygunz45k May 3, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dune Cricket

a male or female of Arab decent

Pvt. Ryan! Please take care of those Dune Crickets.

by Benz Jaminz April 19, 2017


beach cricket

Quite possibly one of the best games in the world, regardless of your ability or knowledge of the rules.

Beach cricket + camping = good times...just make sure someone chucks a bat in one of the cars before you leave the house. The sticks you find at the beach might not cut it.

by littleblackdress35 August 8, 2008