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defensive cricket

A relationship tactic, involving nailing as many people as possible when one's partner is overseas. Designed to ensure that maximum downside on partners return is the relationship itself, not also a feeling of having wasted some of ones life.

"What did you get up to friday?" "Defensive cricket"

by BBB April 18, 2005


crotch crickets

slang for crabs, lice in the pubic area

Justin has crotch crickets.

by AK-85 April 02, 2006


cricket leggin

so messed up your leggs feel like jello when you walk and bend weird ways

Man, im cricket leggin right now!

by BIG D DOIRON March 23, 2011


pub cricket

The act of going on a pub crawl with your (male) friends, and actively bumping into women's breasts without getting caught. Each time a player succesfully touches a breast they get one run, if they manage to touch both of them they get a four, and if they successfully manage to bag the nicest pair in the pub, they get a six. Players are out if they are slapped or otherwise rumbled, and can no longer "bat".

"Damn! Wilson's picked up 19 not out!"
"Shit, I went out for a duck."

by Barlos the Jackal November 25, 2003


crotch crickets

crabs or crotch critters that creep around your crotch. Something that u need to look out for before you get all up on or in someone elses crotch

wow, that bitch wanted me to eat her vertical bacon sandwich and it was infested with crotch crickets

by Tommygunz45k May 03, 2007


Dune Cricket

a male or female of Arab decent

Pvt. Ryan! Please take care of those Dune Crickets.

by Benz Jaminz April 19, 2017


Crumb Cricket

The slur (derogatory term) that targets small children or those with below average height.

"The neighbors f*cken crumb cricket was chirping his a*s off last night and I couldn't get any sleep."

by Pelpy March 24, 2022