pie crust

A crusty pirate. Once prominent in the days of Blackbeard and Captain Cook, the pie crust is now a nearly extinct breed.

"When Maya dressed up as a pirate for Halloween, she looked like a pie crust."

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Let it crust

When you take a shit and wait for the shit in your butt crack to dry.

“Hey man I didn’t feel like wiping so I just let it crust.”

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Morning Crust

The foul remnants of a drool-ridden sleep, or the substance located at the medial corner of the eye. Morning Crust can be found dotted around your lips, chin or cheeks after waking up from a good to excellent sleep or nap. Morning crust can also be discovered in the eyes, a small white build up of salt and water from your tear ducts can develop, thus leaving you with "Crusty eyes."

"Yo, Bill...you've got some mad Morning Crust in and around your mouth"
"Oh thanks John, you saved me some embarrassment, I hate Morning Crust"

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Cheesus Crust

Less blasphemous than saying Jesus Christ, or an atheist way of saying Jesus Christ

Cheesus Crust!! I just stubbed my toe!

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Bum Crust

Efficacious remains after expelling dung from the anus, usually due to a lack of stripe swipe, but often due to ones neglect of erasing the mistake. Can lead to droopy drawers or bung prints.

This food tastes like BUM CRUST! Get it out of my face before I bung print all over you!

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crust punk

a form of punk that derives out of anarcho, hardcore punk and metal(some say early black metal)that has sped up chord changes and a overall dirty metal sound. it is true they protest against the government by not washing, but who cares.

framtid(a japanese crust punk band) playing sounds like nazi skinheads having there heads kicked in.

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Cheesus crust

A way of saying Jesus Christ without putting the lords name in vein.

Cheesus crust Anthony! Why did you take my money!

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