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Very strange person indeed. We will forgo all other definitions and just say that she is a member of SUD.
Buh-Diddy went outside when it was raining forks, and captured a few of the handy utensils.
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The best fucking rap song of all time, Lil Pump is nothing compared to this glorious song that God himself gave us to worship its sick beats.
Friend: Oi you heard of the best song in the world, the Diddy Drop Rap
DEFINITION: A promise that CANNOT be broken.
Based on P. Diddy's unbroken promise to give Justin Bieber a Lamborghini when he turns 16.
EXAMPLE:
DAD: I P. Diddy Promise that I will get you a PS3 for your birthday in 3 months.
(3 Months later)
SON: THANKS FOR THE PS3 DADDY!!
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A sex position where you're back to back with your companion
Brought to public knowledge by Jessica Simpson in an interview she did with "Weird Al" Yankovic on AL-TV in 2006
Interviewer: What's your favorite (sex)position
Jessica Simpson: P Diddy style, you know what I mean?
The epidime of homo, t diddy means to be a jerk, and not just any kinda of jerk, but a super kind! The kind of jerk who sells flyers tickets to his friends for more then he paid! Also the orginator of the tommy tool, the open handed tool of legend!
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The Diddy Kong Smash is the perfect sexual receipe for disaster. This stunt requires a long rubber dildo (perferably a double dong), and a woman who doesn't mind having a toy in her ass during intercourse. Wait untill you get your rocks off, and at that very moment you rip the dildo out of her tightly clamped ass, cock back and hit her in the face with it.
The Diddy Kong Smash, the act of hitting your girlfriend in the face with a dildo you just pulled out of her ass.
I could have landed a second date with Mary had I not given her the diddy kong smash. I'm sure dumping the condom on her dress didn't help either.
Oh well.
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a bad, (good looking) girl. House of Diddy refers to girls like cassie, signed under diddy's label.
i wish i could fuck every girl in the world, every model every singer, every actress every diva, every house of diddy chick...
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