Diesel Heater

A female who is overweight and unattractive. Ranks one level lower than a slam pig. She's sooo fat that when she's in your bed she gives off heat.

Brent brought home a diesel heater again last night? Gross

diesel flapper

when your penis falls over your bum hole when your asleep, while you fart, making it flap over your hole like a diesel exhaust flapper

last time i had a diesel flapper, i shot some coal!

popped diesel

When someone is so huge that you think they are beyond steriods

Damn is that guy on steriods??

Fuck no he is popped diesel

diesel face

And unattractive female who's face resembles that of a Mac truck

My sister Lauren asked, "are you still going out with that diesel face? "

Vin Diesel

family

friend: have you heard about Vin Diesel?
me: family?
family: yes

Diesel Burner

A large bitch, wide load, something that would not be pleasant to get with.

Holy shit.... shes a diesel burner.

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Vin Diesel

The person who made the worst career move of all time, which was starring in The Pacifier.

And be sure to catch Arnold Schwarzenegger in his new movie, Love Care Bear Needs A Bodyguard.

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