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A person that is simply a complete waking and sleeping asshole. 24-7-365. This commited "dildo" is recognized by their rudeness, "I'm so very special" syndrome, ongoing constipation, and leaking cell phone mouth disease. These folks don't get it and never will. Their condition is ongoing and largely irreversible.
Vrin: Look at that jerk. He's announcing his farts while walking down the wedding aisle with Suzy, even asking her to lift his leg as he aerates for maximum tone and volume.
Jadu: What a chronic dildo.
Vrin: You can say that again. He even asked his future mother-in-law to sample his offering and she gave him a big 2 thumbs up.
Jadu: They're both chronic dildos.
Vrin: You can say that again.
Jadu: They're both chonic dildos.
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On a candlestick chart a large upward trending candle.
Bro, Bitcoin printed a huge green dildo on the hourly chart!
Those Dildo-BoJack’s have full beards and weight 350 pounds.
A term used to describe someone who is exceptionally talented at fingering women and/or males vagina or butthole to the point of climax of ones orgasim.
Angie: Hey, isn't't that Chad and Jordan?
Shelby: YES!!! I'm getting soooo wet!!
Angie: What!!! Why???
Shelby: Didn't I tell you...? They have dildo fingers!
Angie: Oooo... No-wonder they always say Get Famous!
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A computer virus on your computer that causes a dildo to appear on your screen every five minutes and in a raspy voice say, "dildooo mcgeeeeeee".
Bob: Aw man I can't get rid of the dildo mcgee virus its making my mom think I'm watching gay porn.
Ryan: At least you don't have the blumpkin mcgee virus...
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A type of dildo that will shred your ass hole into oblivion if you're into that, especially if you have a reptilian fetish.
"That dragon dildo tore up my ass so good." Girl 1
"Can I borrow it for a day?" Man 1
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