Ding Dong

The penal area of a man's genitalia

Ohhh you touch my tralala, hmmm my ding ding dong....

-Gunther and The Sunshine Girls

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Ding Dang

A term for being in a rural area with hickish appeal. Stems from the sound the Banjo makes when played.

We're deep in the ding dang now.

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ding dong

A city in Texas:

Ding Dong, Texas

G: I live in Ding Dong
D: fag...

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Ding Mau

Asian person, who doesn't speak very good english. Also little asian food places are called Ding Mau's

Hey did you goto that Ding Mau restraunt eariler

Wing Dings

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✂︎☜︎☠︎❄︎☼︎✡︎ ☠︎🕆︎💣︎👌︎☜︎☼︎ 💧︎☜︎✞︎☜︎☠︎❄︎☜︎☜︎☠︎
👎︎✌︎☼︎😐︎ 👎︎✌︎☼︎😐︎☜︎☼︎ ✡︎☜︎❄︎ 👎︎✌︎☼︎😐︎☜︎☼︎
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✞︎☜︎☼︎✡︎
✞︎☜︎☼︎✡︎
✋︎☠︎❄︎☜︎☼︎☜︎💧︎❄︎✋︎☠︎☝︎
📬︎📬︎📬︎
🕈︎☟︎✌︎❄︎ 👎︎⚐︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ❄︎🕈︎⚐︎ ❄︎☟︎✋︎☠︎😐︎✍︎✂︎

Wing Dings are so mysterious...

Ding Ring

A term used to describe the white etched ring that appears just above the label on beer bottles. It is caused by the bottles knocking together while contained in a beer box. This phenomena was first noticed by the Germans around 1947 and the phrase almost defeated "Deutsche Mark" as the name for the common German currency.

Dave: I hate ding rings so I drink from a can.
Matt: You're a pussy, Dave.

Widge Ding

A combination of widget and dinger. An all encompassing term for purposeful items used in daily life. And also for a light beverage.

Person 1: Can you pass me a widge ding?
Person 2: I will happily pass you a porcelain cup of hot coffee I’ve just prepared.

Person 1: Have you got a widge ding?

Person 2: ‘Dog passes bone’