hot dish

the act of taking a shit in someones mouth

Last night I served up your mom some hot dish

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Wash a dish

To stop doing something, suddenly and without thinking. The purpose of which is to distract ones self from the current happening.

Girlfriend: Hey, hunney. Why did you take so long at the office last night?
Boyfriend: I, was.......you know, talking with bob.
Girlfriend: Bob was here last night looking for you.
Boyfriend: You know what, go wash a dish!

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washing dishes

When you’re feeling up a girl with a small/flat booty and you can feel her bones

“Hey baby can you give me a butt massage?” “Alright, even though you’re so flat it’s like washing dishes” “love you bb”

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Lieutenant Dish

Any extremely sexy woman who is referred to as dominant and demanding. A woman who makes you want to fall below ranks to earn a good old fashioned military punishment!

"Damn I almost want to miss drill this morning so that Lieutenant Dish will punish me"

"Did you see Lieutenant Dish at drill this morning, I'd like to drop and give her 20"

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Side Dish

The side-project that is very entertaining, music-wise.

I'm in a band called Another State of Mind, but I want to start a side-project called, "Side Dish."

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side dishes

The assortment of female friends that a girl brings with her to your party. Typically, some are more appetizing than others.

Hey John, this is a major league sausage fest. When is Ann arriving with those side dishes?

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dish lick

to lick someones bum hole in a sexual way

met some right slut she wanted me to dish lick her

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