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It fucking means that you're dressed like a divorced dad, you're probably gay btw
Guy 1: you look like a divorced dad
Guy 2: what's that supposed to mean asshole
Guy 1: ur gay
Guy 2: *makes out with guy 1*
The girl leaves the relationship and the guy (who can't accept living without her) shoots her and himself.
Guy 1: did you see the news? Some guy tried to shoot his wife for leaving him and then he shot himself. Thank God the woman survived
Guy 2: sounds like a Hialeah divorce
divorce is a nasty nasty thing. it is so terrible and disgusting. divorce is 100% worse on children, when a kid's parents get divorced It basically sets them up for failure. as a person with divorced parents I can tell you it sucks for everyone. TRUST ME if you have kids don't get divorced, the parents always fight about insurance, and the kids always worry if they are going to be at mom or dad's house so they can go somewhere
I am sorry if you have divorced paents
The funny haha, where the parents move away from each other
“Me and your father are get divorce.”
“Yes we are, haha be happy.”
“Ok.”
You nerd
Divorce what mothers do because of useless dads.
Divorce: The reason why most children hate christmas
Friend: My parents got a divorce.
You: Welcome to the 50% fall where we are all miserable!
What your parents had.
“My parents had a divorce.”
“L”