dm slide irl

when you slide in gym class and yell "this be yo girls dms"

i dm slide irl everyday in gym classe because i am a lonlely meme king

dm's rolls

When the DM is only rolling either really high or really low all of the time.

"I rolled another 4! Ah, dm's rolls.

DM;SS

Doesn't Matter; Still Scoring

1: Only action you'll get is gay action!
2. DM;SS

My Dirty DM's

My Dirty DM's is a term used to describe what you and your friends find on the dark side of Instagram. Whether it consists of small women being carried in trash bags, a man fucking a rubber chicken, or videos of kids pulling out guns in school. These also consist of a lot of Spongebob memes.

When I looked at My Dirty DM's I orgasmed so hard my chicken laid a elephant.

DM ditch

When your Dungeon Master just doesn't show up to a d&d session as some kind of sick practical joke

Druk the exploiter (kevin):"It's been 40 minutes, he's not showing up"
Harry Twig (harry):"He must have DM ditched us"
Unnamed minimal effort elf warrior (Susan): "I can't belive he did that"
*everyone cries for an hour straight*

bi-DM-sexual

Is an individual who enjoys the JDM life as well as the GDM life.

That girl is such a bi-DM-sexual with her s14 and her E46 m3.

dm sharing

A person who behind your back shares your private messages to invade your privacy,

For fuck sake Sally you shared our conversation.No one likes Dm sharing!