Doo Doo Check

When you check for skid marks on the string of a thong.

Person 3; Ooooh girl, Doo Doo Check,
Person 2; Oh shit.
Person 1; Ooooh child, you fail.

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deja doo-doo

A dump that, when viewed, appears to be exactly like a dump you have had before.

Joe - "I was just in the bathroom and when I got up I had a deja doo-doo feeling"

Ryan - "Good memories I hope."

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Doo Doo Batter

Slang for shit or poop.

My ass is filled with Doo Doo Batter

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Doo Doo Boarding

Doo Doo Boarding is similar to the torture technique water boarding but instead of using a rag and water u simply put ur anus into the victims mouth and make sure u have consumed a massive ammount of chipotle, P.F. Changs and Taco Bell And maybe a little KFC To inhance Extra stanky doo doo butter A.K.A Diahrea The proccess is simple put ur anus into the mouth of the one being tortured and repeatally start dumpin ur doo doo sauce into the victims mouth and this will make her throw it back up into ur butt hole and repeat the process untill the victim speaks.-perfected by the old spice guy.

Johnny was totaly doo doo boarding his girlfriend untill she literaly barfed her own shit out because he found out she was cheating on him

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Doo Doo

Your small asian friend that always has to take a shit right before you leave to go anywhere.

"I thought we were leavin?" "We were but Ron pulled a Doo DOO"

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Doo-doo Smack

When one is anally penetrating a girl, they ask her whether she has to defecate... and if so, one will pull out whilst the feces is traveling out of the girl's anus. Whilst the feces is traveling out of the anus, one must grab the feces (making sure that it comes out in a long thick strand and does not break) then smack the girl across the face with the so called Doo-doo.

Hey man, i gave Kayleigh a Doo-doo Smack last night after she gave Nathan head!

Damn man, that bitch deserves it.

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doo-doo head

A person who BREATH stanks real bad.

SOULJA BOYS SONG GIRL U STANK:
The girl walked up I said shawty wats ya name
Then she opened up her mouth she's a doo-doo head mane
She's a doo-doo head an you already know wats up
Sippin on some surp you need some listeren up in yo cup

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