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Doing the Vulcan salute with both hands and then fingering four women at once.
"Should we invite Zach to the party tonight?"
"No, he's busy double-spocking his four moms tonight."
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When two men wrap their penis' together with medical tape and and take turns stroking vigorously as if it were one dick.
Dude lets get together later tonight and do a double feeler.
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A double bind is a no-win scenario where you are either forced (or feel pressured) to do something you can't do on demand, or in a another situation, are penalized for what you do.
I'm in a double bind here: if I can't fall asleep now, then I'll be too tired to wake up tomorrow morning, and if I don't wake up, I'll be late for work and they'll fire me. And if I take sleeping pills, I for sure won't be able to wake up... I wish I could just fall asleep when I want to and get up when I want to! What a double-bind!
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When a person, usually a female has such a nice butt, that all you want to do is lay her face down on a bed with one hand on each ass cheek and wave with each hand. Do the double wave.
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Popular coffee drink made by putting old, cold coffee into a standard coffee maker instead of water to "double brew."
Man, i made me a cup of double coffee, now i don't think I'll be able to sleep for a week!
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Having two lives, one of which you do not want other's to know about.
The life that everyone believes is your "true" life is one of complacency and subtlety, one in which the person is generally unassuming and does whatever they are told. However, in the second, "secret" life, the true essence of the person is displayed, and is generally only revealed to coworkers and/or close friends. Sometimes, the person may go their whole life without anyone ever revealing their true identity, as they may not be accepted for who they really are by the ones they love. This is the classic scenario for many super heros and young girls whos parents are from "the old country" and dont want their AMERICAN KIDS to experience an AMERICAN lifestyle.
Charles: Hey Amanda, whats up? Can you hang out?
Amanda: No, I have stay home, my parents are here. They are from another country, and they dont accept me hanging out with american kids. They dont know about my double life yet.
Charles: That sucks. Oh well, want to see a movie later?
Amanda: Sure, I'll just tell them i'm working. They're pretty gullible, they'll buy anything I tell them.
Charles: Sweet!
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a "double-wide" trailer is twice the size of a normal trailer. they are the castles of oklahoma. usually inhabited by high school graduates.
let's pork bitches in the double wide. hard...
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