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Bakers dozen

It when ypu and you're mate are having sexual intercourse and when you ejaculate you pull out and freeze your cum inside molds And when its frozen feed it to your mate .

"Yoo last night me i gave my girlfriend/boyfriend a bakers dozen"

by TankR November 26, 2020


Baker's Dozen

A sex act that is usually performed between at least 13 people.
Each participant gets completely naked and throws cake ingredients (milk, eggs, sugar, butter, etc.) at each other before turning up the temperature of the room and engaging in rough sexual intercourse.

Steven: "Hey, man, do you wanna come over tonight? We're throwing a Baker's Dozen. Annie and Carl will be there."

Paul: "Sounds like fun, I'll be right over."

by MaybeOodles October 9, 2022


J's dozen

In pursuit of obtaining a larger quantity of the traditional dozen (12), in the same fashion that you would order a bakers dozen (13), the J's dozen (24) came about at bakeries and coffee shops in Colorado and NY.

"I'll take a J's dozen of those bagels." or "Just give me a J's dozen chocolate chip cookies."

by mythosiii March 20, 2021


Hoarder's Dozen

An unnecessarily large collection of any particular thing

A shit-ton

"My uncle Joe has a hoarder's dozen of toilet paper, it was stacked up in his linen closet, floor to ceiling!"

"I just ate a hoarder's dozen of pancakes."

"I would give a hoarder's dozen just to see him again."

by 14pineapples May 13, 2020


a worker's dozen

the sexual act of receiving oral sex before ejaculating into a soft-boiled egg (other eggs are available)

1 (with rizz): "wanna catch this a worker's dozen, girl?"
2: "i am contacting the police"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023


Dozen Day

The Day that somebody turns 12 years old, Or a Dozen years old

Happy Dozen Day Bro
Thanks

by Pro Gaming Deluxe 2 September 29, 2021


swaggers dozen

A numerical amount to describe an abundance of swag.

"Yo how much swag do you got?"
"A swaggers dozen"
swag swagger fuck boy

by archie69 May 4, 2015