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A mythical creature, friendly in nature, who comes to visit one several hours after one consumes spicy foods - making one's butthole feel as though it were shooting out fire while one defecates. The Ass Dragon's friendly, playful nature often makes him want to hang out for hours, sometimes hiding for a little while, peek-a-boo-style.
One more jalapeño slice would just be inviting the Ass Dragon and I don't have time to have my ass feel like it's on fire every hour tomorrow as I am addressing the Supreme Court in a very important case.
a crazy cult that sacrifices humans
person 1: have you heard of imagine dragons?
person 2: the cult or the band?
person 1: the cult
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The feeling of exhilaration induced by drugs. Not to be confused with Dragon Rash.
"Wooah man, I'm on a total dragon rush!" - Billy
The inferno dragon is a legendary card in clash royale, it is like a flying moving inferno tower and is very balanced.
The inferno dragon is so balanced.
A sexual act involving cunnilingus, where a woman squirts into your mouth with such force and volume, that it comes out of your nose.
I was eating Candy last night when she hit me with Poseidon's Dragon! At least my sinuses are cleared out now.
A devastating mythical creature, only ever seen at moments of peak inebriation. The Chunder Dragon is unstoppable, possessing it’s victims at will. Tell tale signs of possession include forcing out a massive uncontrollable stream of alcoholic vomit, whilst flapping ones arms like a dragons wings.
Never attempt to fight the Dragon. He is stubbornly persistent and has been known to follow victims for hours. The only way to beat him is to let him in.
The Chunder Dragon comes to town
DUR DUR DUR DUR
It’s quite a show don’t raise a frown
DUR DUR DUR DUR
You better watch out when he goes to ground
DUR DUR DUR DUR
Blaaaaaaaarrrrtrrrggghh
an invisible creature that lives in belly buttons. It roams
while people are dressed and makes nests in the belly button with excess
lint.
This Lint dragon makes a new nest in my belly button almost every
day !
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