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The condition of extreme intoxication, usually unintentional, during normal business hours. Day-drunk usually manifests as a dawning realization, and can result from attending a weekday sporting event or a lunch where a "couple of drinks" got out of hand.
When I finally hit the freeway from the stadium parking lot I realized I was day-drunk and had to cover one eye to stay in my lane. Dude, I was sweating, and not just from the sun.
Dammit, that's the last time I take vodka in a water bottle to a BYOB party . I accidently made a glass of Alka-Selzer with it the next morning and ended up day-drunk right out of the gate! I had to call in sick.
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A level of complete and utter inebriation only attainable by those who serve in the United States Army and by consuming large amounts of alcohol. Most likely to occur during squad initiation, post deployment parties, deployment, boredom.
Origin- comes from the slogan"There's strong, and them there's Army-Strong!" Popular belief by soldiers is that only soldiers can party as hard as soldiers do, therefore the Army's new slogan was changed(not officially) to "There's drunk, and then there's Army drunk!"
Symptoms- Memory loss, inability to walk in a straight line, loud cadence calling, no recollection of the past 24 hrs, an increase in confidence followed by fighting, AWOL, inexplicable crying, marriage, accidental discharge, discovering strange and sometimes illegal objects in you room, loss of sex-appeal, waking up next to naked fat girls, waking up with inexplicable pain, soreness, cuts, bruises, marks, tattoos, etc., waking up in unfamiliar places(motor-pools, weapons-pool, Impact Areas, Qualifying ranges, NCOIC's room, woods etc.), Article-15's .
The last game of pong was brutal but after we killed that handle of crown I was officially "Army-drunk."
I think i threw up a stapler, I'm never getting "Army-drunk"again!
I think we shot my girlfriends cat through the wall with the vacuum cleaner last night, lets hold back on the "Army-drunk" tonight.
When you wake up after getting "Army-drunk" you don't get a hangover, you're just drunk.
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When one gets blacked out drunk to the point that they revert to behaviors exhibited early in their adolescence. i.e. random nakedness, insubordination, and lack of control of their bowels.
"Chris was so drunk last night that he took off all his clothes and tucked his dick between his legs and said he looked like his sister when she gets out of the bath. He was definitely baby drunk."
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1. A type of inebriation characterized by the low cost beverages, propensity for vocal outbursts and the mildly violent pandamonium that occurs.
2. Grabbing a case of "High Life", hopping in the bed of your buddies pick-up truck and hitting up "roadhouses". (This can also be translated in Louisiana as "Gon fuck up" often to the themesong from The Jeffersons.)
"Let's hit up the tractor pull and then go get good and country drunk."
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The un-wise act of one-click liking various things on the internet while intoxicated.
This usually occurs after a long night of partying when everyone else is passed out and you are the only one still awake. You inevitably end up on Facebook and Pandora, or other sites that allow you to show your approval of something with just one click. This is often followed by drunk like regret in the morning when you realize you screwed up your Pandora stations by giving thumbs up to every song, or you joined a bunch of Facebook groups you have always been too embarrassed to join otherwise.
After a heavy night of drunk liking, his Pandora now only plays Nickleback.
That Guy: "Man I had some major drunk like regret when I woke to find that I joined the Facebook group for Crocs."
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Consuming excessive amounts of sushi, which leads to difficulty performing basic motor functions and a reduced ability to think critically.
Closely related to intoxication from alcohol.
Josh: Are you okay?
Jon: I can't believe I ate all that sushi! I'm so sushi drunk I can't move.
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Feeling or acting impaired after consuming large quantities of animal flesh in one sitting.
We went to the Brazilian steakhouse last night, and two hours in everybody was giggling and falling out of their chair. We were meat drunk.
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