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Someone who is a hooker and a stripper.
If you're lucky, then that stripper at the club will be a double duty.
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The best fucking FPS game ever, nobody gives a shit what any else says...BF1942 has the shittiest fucking sound ever, MOH just sucks in every way, DOD is just a Half-Life mod, same with fucking gay CS.
Call of Duty OwNz ALL
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An employee of a large corporation, usually a supermarket, eg Coles, Safeway etc who thinks he/she is in a position of great authority and superiority but does not realise he is earning .01% more than a normal employee and doing 500% as much work. Most duty managers are manipulative fucks and will tell you that your actual managers hate you to try and get more work out of you. The words "you’ll get fired" are usually high in their list of repeated vocabulary but the reality that they don’t actually have the authority to do shit is never thought of. Quite often duty mangers believe they are friends with higher management but in reality, they are just being used by them. Most duty managers will walk around the store delegating their work to other employees then complaining about how hard their job is and how slow of a worker you are and how much everyone else is contributing to their problems.
Employee one: Hey, I think my duty manager is going to fire me.
Employee two: What? But he’s not even authorised to open a register...
Employee one: But he said he’s friends with his manager and he hates me.
Employee two: Don’t worry; he’s a manipulative fuck that’s just full of his own shit. Seriously, just tell him how great he is and he will run away to hide the boner he gets when someone tells him he’s working great.
Employee one: Oh, Okay, What a tosser
Employee two: Yea, an absolute tosser.
Background choir: God duty managers are massive tossers.
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when a man has a one night stand with a woman that has just lost her husband to war
"hey Bob, do you want to go to the bar with me and a few buddies tonight?"
"Oh no thank you Jeff. I heard Janet from down the street lost her husband in Iraq, so i have duty call."
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When your posted on the lawn.
Did you hear Chad caught lawn duty
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A game that is uber. made for all consoles this game has a variety of playmodes. Online multiplayer is uber.
COD rocks man, i pwn noobs in COD.
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When a male cadet tries to hook up with a female cadet, his dick becomes grey with black stripes running down the side.
He was getting duty bootie when he hooked up with that chick from Charlie
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