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the dumbass you wish would get hit by a bus
ex-boyfriend was walking down the street one day humming a song to himself. "BOOM!" Gets hit by a bus. Somewhere in the world she gets a really big smile on her face :)
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An individual who used to love and care about their children but discovered that sacrificing those children to potentially deadly diseases would earn them instant street cred with woke parents, immediately make them smarter than doctors and scientists around the world, and provide a larger pool of potential downlines for their MLM essential oils business.
Some idiot anti-vaxxers are trying to Rebrand themselves and insist on being called "ex-vaxxers" now.
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Those learned behaviors which prejudice against re-marriage.
If experience leads to wisdom, then ex-perience should never lead to wife-dom.
Ahem, UD, ex-perience.
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Adj. A phrase used in "Everything Wrong With" parodies to signify a character or thing is: Done with exaggeration and skill almost as to show off from it's comparison; "glorified"; more effort put in than really needed. Simply: a suffix meaning, "next level type shit". Yes, an older version of a character can be an ex Machina version of their younger self.
(Noctis Lucis from Final Fantasy XV) "Sasuke ex machina! That's getting a sin!"
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the dog that used to be your dog until your ex-husband got custody of him in the divorce.
"my ex-dog used to pee on my bed. good thing my ex-husband got him in the divorce!"
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1) former lover who either cheated, abused, decieved, etc. ....on partner for their own self-satisfaction or other stupid ass reason. 2) scheming prick with no care in the world about whether who he hurts; doesnt belive in commitment 3) only in it for sex and to brag with friends. 4) obviously not the right guy/boyfriend material 5) unfaithful
Jane has broken up with her EX BOYFRIEND after catching him making out with one of her co-workers at her job. Jane will no longer have anything to do with her unfaithful ex boyfriend.
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1. A pseudo-religious movement, satirical in nature, to convert heterosexuals to homosexuality (or bisexuality). 'Ex-straight' ministries, a retort to the notorious ex-gay movement, often turn common, negative issues about homosexuality expressed in fundamentalist Christianity around on their accusers.
2. One who identifies oneself as homosexual (or bisexual) after previously assuming and affronting a heterosexual orientation. Can also pertain to one that has consciously chosen, or made oneself homosexual/bisexual.
1. An ex-straight argument might be that conforming to heterosexuality is conducive to overpopulation.
2. Jack was always more attracted to other males, but pretended to be straight to appease his peers. After high school, he was openly homosexual.
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