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asian fails include
-not getting into harvard and all those type schools
- having 2-3 ap classes
- getting below a A in anything or 100%
- 4.8>5.0
- not having at least 3 academic awards
- not being valedictorian
- not getting a scholarship from grades
- not getting at least a 1500 on SAT
- hanging out with friends rather than studying
- refusing to play an instrument
- not doing a martial art
- not having at least 2 backpacks for books
- having a social life
- not being in ap calculus bc by sophomore year
guy: shit i for sure going to fail this test
asian- same me too im going to fail
guy thinking in his head: stfu u going to get a 100 you bastard nerd
takes test
the next week:
guy: damn i knew it got a 69 (savagely smirks while his tongue licks his lips)
asian: (starts tearing up)
guy thinking in his head: damn she prob fail too
guy asking asian: so what did u get
asian mumbling: i..ii..ii failed (proceeds to cry hard)
guy: so whats your score
asian: (continues crying)
guy: so whats your score
asian mumbling: i.i..i.i..i.ii got a 93
guy: wtf r u crying you got an A-
guy thinking in his head: welp just your everyday asian nerd
asian: i studied for 7 hours to only get to a 93 i failed i failed (continues to cry)
guy: so hows your parents going to react to this
asian: might as well dig a grave they do only accept 100 it is going to drop my 5.0 gpa to a 4.94 I have made a disgrace to my families name (sneezes loudly while wiping tears off thin rectangle glasses)
guy: welp good luck next time u asian fail
teacher: wtf is going on jennifer
When someone tries to lurk but utterly fails to do so anonymously. Constantly changing their messenger status, or disconnecting / rejoining IRC channels.
20:33 -!- <noob> has joined #some-channel
20:33 < noob> logger url
20:33 <@coolguy> lurk fail
The theory that if something/someone fails enough, it eventually becomes win.
John is proof of the Circle of Fail theory: he failed so many times trying to make a World Record that he got the record for "Most Failed Attempts" instead.
During exercise, to use your muscles beyond their limits. While being effective to build muscle, doing this at such an early time (Ex: Starting to exercise entirely) it can cause joint or muscle damage and is not advised. Try toning muscle at light weights for a couple months before trying this.
Failing Out: Early= Hurt Muscles and Joints
Later= Effective for Muscle Building
"After Failing out at the Gym Yesterday my arms are looking even better!"
"Ouch, my arms are killing me after I tried failing out last night."
- Used in online gaming to describe "Noobs" or "Bads".
- Failing in a sequential or consistent manner, usually repeating the same Fail more than once.
As used in a sentence:
Gamer 1 "Gamer 2, do you know you're killing all your teammates
?"
Gamer 2: No I though I was a counter-terrorist.
Gamer 1: Failing spree!!!!!!!!
Failure that is secretly cloaked by the outward appearance of success. When one masks their shortcomings by distracting others with a random achievement.
chick: That guy seems really cool!
friend: No way. He's just covering his shitty personality by taking on the appearance of an edgy geek.
chick: I see... another case of phantom fail.
The logo of the microblogging service Twitter, displayed prominently on its error page signifying server overload. Fail Whale is a common occurrence.
I wanted to submit twits for this day, but all I got was a Fail Whale.
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