Father's day

The day in which you fuck someone's dad.

Friends: "Did you celebrate Father's day?"
Me: "Ohh, yes I did."
Friends: "Wanna sit down and talk about it?"
Me: "I can't, My ass still hurts."

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FaceTime Father

A father you only see in FaceTime

Phoebe: Wheres Sofia's father? He doesn't see to be around much.
Nina: Who knows. The only time she sees him lately is in faceTime. Looks like he just wants to be a FaceTime Father, leaving me to explain why her father isn't around.

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natural father

slang for "natty daddy", a 8% beer thats cheap as hell and tastes like shit, but gets you totally wasted. theyre pretty much just four lokos without the flavor and energy stuff.

lets pickup some natural fathers tonight we getting wasted

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Father's Day

A day made up by card companies to sell more cards in June.

Boss: Right Card sales are low in June we need a new holiday to sell cards... We've already got Mother's Day so lets jump on the equality band wagon and make FATHER'S DAY!!!
echo chamber:Excellent idea sir.

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father judge

for bitches who like anal penetration and just dont have a brain. Father Judge is for straight bitches

Father judge is lit af bro real talk. I like all the boys there.

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Father Figure

If your looking up the definition for a father figure, most likely you dont have one

Nick: Bro everytime I come over here I never see your dad, where is he?
Rob: Hmm.. What?
Nick: Where is the nigga that nutted in your mom to create you aka your Father Figure?
Rob: Oh, he's just at work
Nick: Thats what you said the last 8 times I came over here
Rob: He's coming back i just dont know when
Nick: He's been gone for 15 years
Rob: HES COMING BACK *cries*

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My Father

An abuser who tries to murder you and your mother, usually addicted to drugs or alcohol. Another key factor is being a felon or a rapist, especially a registered pedophile.

Ex.
Dude beats up you and ur mom= My Father

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