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faux-ho

n. One who dresses the part of being "artsy" (or bohemian) so as to impress one's friends/classmates. One trademark of faux-ho fashion is buying pre-distressed or paint-splattered jeans at a higher price than normal jeans to show that they shop at thrift stores or are artists, respectively. Another is having a simplistic liberal ideology (i.e. Bush is a moron. Bush stole the election. etc.) that manifiests itself in the wearing of t-shirts with "edgy" slogans such as "Every vote counts, if you count every vote!" Many think Iran-Contra was a video game.

see poser

"Wow, Rick! That Rollings Stones psudeo-vintage concert shirt is totally faux-ho!"

by Emperor Tomato Ketchup June 7, 2005

16πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


faux whore

A prude individual who dresses like a whore but will not give anything. Also an individual who is skanky in publib but won't make out with their boy-friend for 3 weeks.

That faux whore? She runs from any guy who wants some!

by ur inner frat boy June 2, 2006

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


faux pair

A faux pair is a foreign live-in babysitter who, though obtained through a legal au pair agency, does nothing but imbibe of America's pleasures while she is in the U.S. She takes the year-long job as a chance to enjoy an extended tourist vacation and only pays attention to the children when they teach her American slang.

Last year all our faux pair did was watch The Real World and go clubbing with her European posse. She said more to Mickey Mouse in the two minutes we spent in Toon Town than she said to me the entire year.

by kaustinking August 9, 2008

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Faux Cyrillic

When a person or team (preferably American) uses the Cyrillic Alphabet to write English words in Russian, convey a relationship in an argument with Russia, etc.

Faux Cyrillic User: β€œΠ―ΠŸΠ©BBВАAΠŸβ€
Russian: β€œCOMRADE THATS β€˜YAPVVTAP’” *error message*

by Peskybirb July 27, 2021

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


faux pas

a social Blunder
from the French literally means false step

The Aunt made a faux pas wen she said "you dont want nuts on it", "well Ill take your nuts" to her young nephew at the party.

IE context may be taken as in appropriate

by Gordonj63 August 1, 2006

62πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


faux queen

A drag queen trapped in a biological woman's body or a female female impersonator. A faux queen is a gender bending illusionist that looks, dresses, acts and performs as a traditional drag queen which is man that dresses as a woman for entertainment purposes. Faux queens tend to adopt the more campy style of drag since it is easier to disguise their gender and exaggerate their look with over-the-top make up, big wigs and colorful drag attire. She is naturally fabulous and has a fierce personality.

Faux queens have been performing regularly in the drag scene along with the traditional male drag queens for a long time, especially at the infamous and popular drag show Trannyshack in San Francisco. The Klubstitute Kollective, also in San Francisco, held the first ever faux queen pageant in 1996 and had one annually until 2005 with more and more 'genetically challenged' drag queen contestants entering every year.

Recently, a new surge of faux queens and faux queen pageants have been popping up around the country. RuPaul's latest show 'RuPaul's Drag U' have contestants that are biological women be trained and transformed to become drag queens by previous 'RuPaul's Drag Race' drag queen contestants as their mentors and professors.

Although they do not physically have them, a faux queen needs to have a big set of balls to be successful and accepted.

Drag Hag #1: "OMG! Holy McGrail is one fierce faux queen! I was at a drag show and she slipped a cob of buttered corn in her vagina and popcorn flew out of her bra and out of her wig."

Drag Hag #2: "Wait that's nothing, I was there at Trannyshack when Holy McGrail did her legendary '$12 Lion King Production' performance. OMG that number had everyone peeing thier panties"

Drag Hag #1: "Faux queens are awesome...well, the ones that know how to really werk it out just as hard and fierce as a drag queen."

Drag Hag #2: "Yeah some of these new 'so-called faux queens' are kinda tragic and don't even have a clue to the art of drag. Most of them are just playing dress up."

by werkmebytch October 24, 2011

13πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


faux pas

A social blunder. (A blunder is a usually serious mistake typically caused by ignorance or confusion.)

Have you seen Bush's terrible faux pas last night??!! O_o

by VanessaL90 May 6, 2005

62πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž