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The fecal burrito is one of the simplest kinds of burritos to concoct. The fecal burrito consists of a freshly-evacuated log of excrement strewn out along the middle of a tortilla that is folded on top of said excrement. One may release diarrhea onto a solid piece of waste matter to give the burrito a spicy yet enjoyable taste.
That fecal burrito I ate last night really gave me the shits.
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also known as F.D. when one person puts his or her head up another's anus and spins around while sticking out their tongue, like a drill
I totally fecal drilled her last night, it was so hot.
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A terrorist who starts his attack by releasing silent fart bombs around an area, then shitting in the center of the area that had just been fart bombed.
*on an airplane*
Me: Ugh do you smell that? I’m worried there’s a fecal terrorist within our midst.
Buddy: I think you’re right, there’s a guy in the aisle dropping his pants now
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N. A small piece of shit.
Adj. when a person is not worth a damn, arrogant, petty, etc.
0h that insecure bitch is a pot stirring fecal fleck!
You're such a fecal fleck!
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For whence a young boy shat upon another roomates carpet. Only to find his mother cleaning your crap off of thier new carpeting, only to know (Don't worry, I shit myself in an elevator)'
scrub scrub scrub "don't worry - scrub scrub - I shit my self - scrub - in an elevator" scrub scrub!
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Clarity, especially mental clarity, that one is completely and totally wallowing in shit.
"I've been working on a project for my boss all week and last night I had a moment of fecal lucidity . Everyone around me is stupid and has their head up their ass!" -Me
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the undesireables illegally invading Southern California. They leach off of real American's tax dollars.
Keep fecal people together on welfare
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