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Getting fired because of overall slacking done in a way only the hip kids can do. Or browsing pitchfork and tweeting about post-modernism while at work.
"I spent too much time on youtube at work streaming coachella yesterday, so I got Arcade Fired".
When you put a condom on before sex then dip your d-piece into a generous amount of icy hot. Then you proceed to fuck said chick. When she starts to feel it, tell her she should probably get checked out, because you indeed have a scorching case of Fire AIDs.
After having some freaky sex, Kelley started screaming in pain. Cory then told her she had Fire Aids.
A situation that's completely disastrous, out of control, and is very unlikely to be fixed.
The team hasn't won a single game this year and is a poster child for the definition of 'dumpster fire'!
'Scarlet Fire' is the name for an equally fire song by Otis McDonald. DankPods used it to blow up headphones and The Minecraft Youtuber wattles uses the ending of this song as his intro.
Person 1: Hey, what're you listening to?
Person 2: Scarlet fire, its literal fire
the requiem of 1-5$ headphones
"alright, lets play scarlet fire on these..." *20 seconds later* "OOH! THERE GETTING WARM!"
when you fuck with something really hard
"damn she look type fire"
"that rap was type fire"
"that fits type fire"
"this jawn taste type fire"
The most beautiful girl in the world. Shes the girl on fire. She's got a tough exterior that may scare some people away but inside, she's soft hearted and gentle. She's a mystery, wrapped in a riddle, lost in an enigma. If you don't want to solve her, gtfo. She's beyond beautiful on the outside but her inside shines through when she finally lets you break down some bricks to her VERY tall wall. Don't make her mad because you won't hear from her for days. She's a girl on fire with a hothead temper! Texting her 50 times that you're sorry does not help so don't do it. Shes the most stubborn person you'll ever meet but when things are good, she's the sweetest!! She's highly intelligent with an awesome personality. She's the perfect girl. She'll laugh at your jokes and even joke with you. She'll make you feel on top of the world if you can make her feel like the only girl in the world. She has terrific music taste! She's super sexy in her snowboarding gear and she's got the hottest stomach ever! She's by far, hands down the MOST GORGEOUS WOMAN ALIVE. So beautiful, she is the girl on fire!!! Oh, and she does not like buttercream frosting! Get her the whipped cream one for her birthday. Whoever ends up with this beautiful girl will be the luckiest person alive. I truly mean that.
That girl is perfect! Of course she is! She's the girl on fire! fire canoe
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