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The Fisher Masturbator

An Urban Legend from colonial Southbend, Indiana about a Fisher man attending Fisher Town Hall meetings and parlor events to masturbate in public spaces. The townspeople banished him for ejaculating in the town’s lake. Legend has it, it you look too deeply into St. Joe’s river, the Fisher man stares back.

Frank: Do you that Greek story about that dude that fell in a lake or something?
Fred: Yeah, The Fisher Masturbator?

by L*na August 2, 2022


ted fisher

A very sexy man that every girl want to sleep with and maybe oral

Ted Fisher can call me up any time.

by Stankysocks October 21, 2015


Simp Fisher

A girl who uses simps to her advantage for money.

The girl advertising her premium Snapchat is a simp fisher.

by Doomnomitron March 11, 2020


Fisherism

Expressions and statements that make absolutely no fucking sense. However, there seem to be victims out there who see this philosophy as logic and truth, despite profusely opposing evidence. People who are usual proponents of Fisherisms are often men who look like Rick James. The victims are often called "subscribers".

MF: "Welcome, welcome, welcome, SUBSCRIBERS !"
Subscriber: "Hey ! How's it going ?"
MF: "I could care less what the fuck you think."
- An example of a Fisherism by the founder himself

by CAP_DA_FLAG August 5, 2020


Fisherism

A habitual gesture or way to explain tough concepts through jolly rhythmic gibberish.

'His fisherisms distracted me from getting to the point of my conversation.'

by dannyBastard April 13, 2015


Freshman fisher

creepy upperclassmen, usually seniors, who's past times include: drinking beer, hitting on newly 18 year olds, and buying underclassmen alcohol.

person 1: look how pathetic that guy looks buying that freshman a drink
person 2: he's a total freshman fisher. he'll probably fuck her tonight and move on to the next.

by ke$hanimal January 15, 2012


fisher the dog

Fisher the dog is a csgo player that should probably be silver, but he is boosted to a higer rank. Fisher the dog is very toxic.

oh no i met a fisher the dog

by Gandoen January 17, 2018