An Urban Legend from colonial Southbend, Indiana about a Fisher man attending Fisher Town Hall meetings and parlor events to masturbate in public spaces. The townspeople banished him for ejaculating in the town’s lake. Legend has it, it you look too deeply into St. Joe’s river, the Fisher man stares back.
Frank: Do you that Greek story about that dude that fell in a lake or something?
Fred: Yeah, The Fisher Masturbator?
A very sexy man that every girl want to sleep with and maybe oral
Ted Fisher can call me up any time.
A girl who uses simps to her advantage for money.
The girl advertising her premium Snapchat is a simp fisher.
Expressions and statements that make absolutely no fucking sense. However, there seem to be victims out there who see this philosophy as logic and truth, despite profusely opposing evidence. People who are usual proponents of Fisherisms are often men who look like Rick James. The victims are often called "subscribers".
MF: "Welcome, welcome, welcome, SUBSCRIBERS !"
Subscriber: "Hey ! How's it going ?"
MF: "I could care less what the fuck you think."
- An example of a Fisherism by the founder himself
A habitual gesture or way to explain tough concepts through jolly rhythmic gibberish.
'His fisherisms distracted me from getting to the point of my conversation.'
creepy upperclassmen, usually seniors, who's past times include: drinking beer, hitting on newly 18 year olds, and buying underclassmen alcohol.
person 1: look how pathetic that guy looks buying that freshman a drink
person 2: he's a total freshman fisher. he'll probably fuck her tonight and move on to the next.
Fisher the dog is a csgo player that should probably be silver, but he is boosted to a higer rank. Fisher the dog is very toxic.