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fistful of assholes

a.)gay band from nick and norah's infinite playlist.
b.)a group of total and complete jackasses

a.)I love the song "i wanna screw that man" by fistful of assholes!
b.)Mike, Nick and Bobby are such a fistful of assholes

by silly billyx23 February 18, 2009

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Schindler's Fist

This needs to happen when your female partner is on her period so once you begin to fist her the blood rolls down your arm, resembling the red colour shown in Schindler's List.

i enjoy the schindler's fist on chicks on the blob

by sgt_2008 February 9, 2009

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academic fisting

(noun) the process in which a scholarly institution, such as a college or university, renders a student to a state where he or she feels as comfortable as he or she would have been if he or she had received a metacarpal enema. (see fisting)

variations of the term include, but are not limited to
academically fisting, academically fisted

Jon: Dude, I have three exams back to back this week, I just got a C- on my last exam, and my professor just gave us another assignment due next week.
Matt: Dude, you are getting academically fisted, hard.
Jon: Yeah, this is a serious case of academic fisting.

by Richard Shunnairy, RBN March 23, 2016


Pictorial Fisting

When a person sends someone a picture or other image or video with the intent of mocking them or showing the recipient they have something better or something the other person wishes they had or could have.

Sarah, remember that big beautiful house you showed me online and said you would love to own…well I bought it!

Sarah: Thanks for that pictorial fisting, you Dick!

by DTrackMan January 26, 2022


Fisted by elk

Being royaly fucked by an unforseen circumstances involving and of being witnessed by an elk.

Also a progressive grindcore band. (in the works)

a farmer was walking through a forest....all of a sudden he had a hoof up his ass....FISTED BY ELK!!!!

by iamtheelk August 3, 2011


Camel fist

When a man's shorts and or pants are worn tight enough that his genitalia are bulging out in the form of a fist, not to be confused with the much similar Camel toe.

Oh damn look at that guy, he's wearing spandex and its giving him a camel toe . Naw bro thats no camel toe thats a Camel fist.

by killuslow86 October 23, 2013


buffalo fisting

Going elbow deep in a horny, gigantic, bush-laden woman

"I took a grenade for a friend last night. I buffalo fisted the shit out of some bitch"

"I always get a bush burn on my elbow when I'm buffalo fisting. "

"Blue cheese lube is best for Buffalo Fisting "

by Angry Dragon 513 March 23, 2017