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a.)gay band from nick and norah's infinite playlist.
b.)a group of total and complete jackasses
a.)I love the song "i wanna screw that man" by fistful of assholes!
b.)Mike, Nick and Bobby are such a fistful of assholes
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This needs to happen when your female partner is on her period so once you begin to fist her the blood rolls down your arm, resembling the red colour shown in Schindler's List.
i enjoy the schindler's fist on chicks on the blob
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When you shove an apple in your lovers mouth, similar to a roasting pig, and then commence an anal fisting. Ideal for muffling the pig like squeals that may accompany a hearty dry or lubed fist.
Which do you prefer? A Red Delicious or a Granny Smith for your forthcoming pig fisting?
I was pig fisting Rachel last night. It was a rough one. She bit straight to the core.
(noun) the process in which a scholarly institution, such as a college or university, renders a student to a state where he or she feels as comfortable as he or she would have been if he or she had received a metacarpal enema. (see fisting)
variations of the term include, but are not limited to
academically fisting, academically fisted
Jon: Dude, I have three exams back to back this week, I just got a C- on my last exam, and my professor just gave us another assignment due next week.
Matt: Dude, you are getting academically fisted, hard.
Jon: Yeah, this is a serious case of academic fisting.
When a person sends someone a picture or other image or video with the intent of mocking them or showing the recipient they have something better or something the other person wishes they had or could have.
Sarah, remember that big beautiful house you showed me online and said you would love to own…well I bought it!
Sarah: Thanks for that pictorial fisting, you Dick!
Being royaly fucked by an unforseen circumstances involving and of being witnessed by an elk.
Also a progressive grindcore band. (in the works)
a farmer was walking through a forest....all of a sudden he had a hoof up his ass....FISTED BY ELK!!!!
Turbo fisting someone’s ass making The person receiving the fisting shit and cum
Tom: are you ok?
Rob: yea, just sore from that Congo fisting Based Stickman gave me last night