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When someone tells a bad joke and out of nervousness and douche-bag-edness they put their elbow out to the side and nudge the person nearest them in hopes of nudging a laugh out of someone.
bob: "so then i said rectum, damn near killed em!" *bad joke flamingo*
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any one member of a couple (or triangle or whatever) that frequently practices PDAs
Those dang pink flamingos were so wrapped up in each other that I couldn't get to my locker since they were in my way... that's why I'm late to class again, I promise.
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A Dancing Flamingo is were the male sex partner does the shuffle while the female sex partner paints the males penis pink resembling a dancing flamingo, when the penis is pink the couple begin to have anal sex. But Suddenly! A random hobo breaks into dance while masturbthatating over interacial donkey porn, suddnley triggering world war 9 and a half in volving the jews and half hippo,morrocion,bird, walrus's who have laser guns that shoot out bannahs filled with C4. Compared to the jews waepons witch make up of top hats filled with money. Happy Dancing!
Guy 1: Hey have you heard of a Dancing Flamingo?
Guy 2: *Falls dead*
Guy 1: Was it really that bad?
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When you bust a nut so hard your legs are so small like a flamingo´s legs.
Bro, I had a weird flamingo dance off this morning.
To have overdone what was needed to complete a task to the point that your efforts were excessive or unnecessary
I know we don’t need to get the most expensive car wash but I want it to look nice for Sarah, so let’s just shoot the whole flamingo and get the deluxe wash
1. A fierce handshake given to you by someone with a pink feather boa.
2. A non-existent species of Flamingos.
1. My friend Marty gave me a Fabulous Dancing Flamingo while we were at a party.
Alternative Swinger symbol that indicates the couple is into destructive ass play.
After I seen their One-eyed Flamingo in the yard, it was no surprise that she asked me to shove a traffic cone in her ass while hubby watched!