Courtesy flushing

When some one at ones friends house flushes the toilet for every individual piece of crap to avoid clogging

Boy 1: I gotta go shit

Boy 2: make sure you use courtesy flushing!

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A Royal Flush

First flush: You have made a big dumb in the toilet, and you have to flush it before wiping - or else it will stop the toilet.

Second flush: After wiping you flush again. This usually makes the toilet have less water in it.

Third flush: In order to leave the toilet ready for the next to come, you flush again so water rises up to the normal level.

I just made a royal flush in there, but everything is fine now.

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Flush Time

The time at night when it's no longer safe to make noise in case you don't want to wake anyone up

"I had to take a piss but it was after flush time so I couldn't flush"
"I wanted to get a midnight snack but I couldn't hear up anything in the microwave because it was after flush time

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half flush

The subtle act of pushing halfway down on the toilet's flush knob, usually used to discolor the small amount of pee that doesn't qualify for a full flush, but still looks a little unsightly.

Usually used by eco-conscious individuals, or at night time when others are sleeping.

After draining the lizard at midnight, I opted for a half-flush in order not to wake the damn kids.

Guy : "You ever have that massive urge to pee, but then only a trickle comes out? That's when I half flush!"

Another Guy: "You should get that looked at man. Could be time for a prostate exam."

Guy : "Screw you dbag. I ain't gettin no hands up this trench."

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courtesy flush

To flush more than once during a sitting to eliminate the chance of a clogged toilet.

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flush job

to flush the toilet in the same house hold as one who is taking a shower so the water gets cold and limp.

adams dad: which one of you cock suckers gave me a flush job?

joey: sorry had to drop a deuce.

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asian flush

Also known as the asian glow, this is a slightly embarassing condition in which the flow of blood to one's face increases after the imbuement of a relatively small amount of alcohol, resulting in rosy cheeks - it may look as though one has just come in from the cold.

Asian flush results from the fact that the rate of metabolism of alcohol in one's asian digestive system is unfortunately much lower than the alcohol intake rate - even when one is drinking alcohol at a reasonable rate.

As a result, many asians have very low alcohol tolerance. However, asian/european half-breeds (sometimes referred to as eurasian, mixers and halfies) are sometimes lucky enough to have a genetic cure for this condition.

"Man, look at Stu. Two beers and he's already championing the asian flush."

"Good thing I'm eurasian ... my Irish blood is neutralizing the asian flush."

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