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A mass fob occurs when group of people arrange to appear from out of nowhere, to perfom predetermined actions, designed to amuse and confuse surrounding people, much like flash mobbing However unlike flash mobbing the group all decide to fob off the activity in favor of something else.
person 1:We gonna flash mob the high street then?
person 2:I cant be bothered me like.
person 1:I wont go either then.
person 2:If nobody went we would have a mass fob
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To fob oneself off-
Colloquial term for masturbating, usually in reference to the female.
Fob-off;
e.g. Claire likes to fob herself off in Daves room
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1. The Mob
2. Mob slogan
3. Mob warcry
4. The state of being kickass
1. Dude, the Mob Fob beat the crap out of me at lunch today.
2. "Hey Zander, Mob Fob." "Kickass"
3. "MOB FOB!!!"
4. Dude, that was a totally Mob Fob concert. In my weiner!!!
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Asian FOB’s (Fresh Off the Boat) primarily carry strong family values and are hard workers. They know the beauty and the importance of their culture and its ancestry.
But sometimes FOB’s fall victim to the worst ways of the American culture and life style rather than the good parts and become Americanized, thus losing their hard working nature, their selflessness, and their love for the traditional family values.
Once a FOB has been Americanized there is no turning back. ‘Selflessness’ becomes SELFISHNESS. The once beautiful ‘Hard Working Nature’ becomes laziness.
‘Traditional Family Values’ are often lost into the oblivion of desire for material wealth and the yearning to lose their “FOB-ness” through slang English words, listening to only American music, and disregarding the coolness of their cultural heritage.
Jenny Yoon: “That song by Ice Cube is off da hook!”
Delroy: “I’m glad you like Ice Cube and other Black music. But can you enlighten me about some Korean musicians and singers?”
Jenny Yoon: “Hell naw! I don’t listen to that ching-chong shit.”
Delroy: “Oh, I thought most Asians have an appreciation for their culture.”
Jenny Yoon: “Well, your Black culture is way cooler than mine. Hip Hop is gold, baby!”
Delroy: “Jenny, isn’t your real name Jung-hye Yoon?”
Jenny Yoon: “Yeah, but I changed my name to Jenny cuz it’s just easier. I’ve been in da states for like 3 years now.”
Delroy: “Oh, I see. So, you’re an Americanized Asian FOB. How many boyfriends have you had since you’ve been here?”
Jenny Yoon: “I lost count. I think I’ve had like 12 boyfriends.”
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Remake of drop it like its hot but indian style. Only understood by indians.
you see the video for drop it like a fob yet kumar?
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