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a zayn follow

impossible.

twitter user noziam does not and will not get a zayn follow. ever.

by twittershit December 11, 2012


Follower Energy

Similar to NPC Energy, with the addition of being a eager to please bitch boy, like a follower in an RPG.

Friend 1: Hey dude, can you help me move into my new apartment this weekend?
Friend 2: I have to, it's part of my follower energy.

by MrJoaster January 28, 2020


The Why Follows

The greatest artist to grace the face of this planet.

The Why Follows, so why follow.

by The Why Follows November 23, 2021


following fart

A fart that follows you no matter how hard you try to walk away from it.

As I was walking through the airport I ripped a big following fart. No matter how fast I walked, the smell stayed with me like the tail of a comet. I could not get away from it.

by Philly Hockey Player February 21, 2020


Following the Christmas tree

Motoring behind an amply lit 18-wheeler

Jake! How did you get here so fast?

Once on the highway, I just kept following the Christmas tree.

by slofloat December 23, 2010


the axe that follows

The inevitable negative outcome.

I’m more concerned with the axe that follows if I eat old pizza.

by Daredreams July 9, 2021


Dislike this definition if the following is true: none of the below.

Like this definition if the following is true: none of the above.

Don’t rate this definition if the following is true: all of the above.

Answer! Let’s look at the text on the top. It says none of the below, meaning the middle text and bottom text shouldn’t be true. The top text states that the middle text is actually false, meaning that the top text is proving itself correct. Let’s consider the top text may be true, so the middle text can’t be true. Now if we take the bottom text, it can’t be correct as we already know the middle text is false. That means we have to dislike this definition. The top text says “Dislike this definition if the following is true: none of the below.”

by ΒITCHES May 6, 2022

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