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The most delicious food on the planet. It is a miracle hangover cure, and if you eat enough of the right kind of the hot sauce you may acheive a happy buzz from it, though you will pay later when you get diarrhea with sting ring. It is totally worth it and you should go over there right now. Get the vermicelli bowl, with egg rolls, and lots of peanut sauce.
Let's go get some Vietnamese food, being that I got wasted last night. Make sure we have toilet paper first.
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From an online cartoon about cats, Gooshy Food is the soft food served to pets. Comes in many flavors including Tuna, Liver, and Salmon. Cats crave it and may commit bodily harm upon their owners to receive it. Also has been reportedly used as a term of endearment amongst cartoon readers.
Snooch smelled Gooshy Food, and bolted from under the couch to the kitchen.
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It's when your farts somewhat resemble the smell of your food you ate a couple of hours ago. There are many different scents to farts depending on what you eat. These kind of farts may smell a little pleasing to you but totally foul to everyone around you.
Food Fart moment:
Dude 1: *Farts* Mmm burrito fart!
Dude 2: OMFG!!! It smells so disgusting! I'm never chilling with you on the days you chose to go to Taco Bell ever again. *Runs out of the room covering his nose*
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Fear food- a food that people are scared of eating because of the calories or amounts of fat and the nutritional facts
Girl 1- GUESS WHAT
Girl 2- what?
Girl 1-I finally ate my fear food
Girl 2- OMG what?! I’m so proud
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Niche junk food usually found at supermarkets, convenience stores, and beer drive throughs in economically depressed areas. Sold because of its highly favorable margin and it’s large appeal to the local demographic. While grape soda is the most common example, an expanded product line includes such items as XXtra flaming hot Cheetos, takis, and other life shortening metro staples. Generally bought as the main nutritional offerings for a metro household, with ebt as the traditional form of payment.
John improved his stores sales and margin by 20 percent, and captured 90 percent of the local ebt business simply by realizing that metro food sales were much than just grape soda.
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food gutter is the place between your boobs or nipples where food that you have been eating gathers. Sometimes you dont find it till later which is annoying if its chocolate because it melts. It's also very annoying when its crumbly things like prawn crackers.
"ohhh its fallen in my food gutter" "I've got crisps in my food gutter"
The sleepy feeling that you get after eating a big meal. Derived from Slar-Phase as demonstrated in the movie "Coneheads"
That was the biggest Dos-Manos burrito I ever ate. Oh man, do I ever have food-slar.