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Men's football at walmart, overrating themselves. Also for the americans I meant soccer and not handegg
girl; Women's football deserves equal pay
boy: the world's best women's football team can't even beat 15 year old boys
A sport originally started by Mormons.
It involves 2 teams and a football in an indoor corridor. There is also one person in charge of turning the lights on and off at random. All light is blocked off and the football is placed in the middle of the "field." The chapel overflow of a Mormon church makes a perfect playing field for the game.
Before the game starts the teams have to touch their team wall. When the lights go off every player tries to get to the ball and get it to the opposite wall. Points are scored when the ball is held on the other teams wall when the lights come on. As there is no referee, all sorts of wrestling to get the ball are allowed.
You cannot move or be caught standing up when the lights come on. If you do you will be sent back to your team wall.
"dude, theres blood everywhere from when we played midnight football!"
Football Twitter is a section of twitter that consists of people with names such as “PogbaSZN” or “SalahSkills”. It’s full of people calling each other Nonces , Virgins , Gay and more.
There are 4 sides to FT :
Side 1 - People with football Avis talking about football
Side 2-People showing there faces
Side 3- People with rapper profile pics to try and leave FT , even though they only interact with FT.
Side 4- The cringe kids who spam agendes , never watch games and be racist , sexist etc .
All in all , it’s an amazing part of twitter , we may have our flaws , but so does everyone else , in the end it’s a tightnit community of virgins , and I wouldn’t have it any other way ❤️
Football Twitter- a large group of football accounts talking shit to each other with a few ones actually talking about football
“Dave , I’m gutted”
“Why?”
“LacazetteSZN , called me a virgin”
“Sorry mate”
*The year is 2089*
“Hey Billy , what was your best online experience?”
“FT , for sure , bunch of nice guys”
“Sound mate”
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Cristiano Ronaldo. The greatest football player of all time. GOAT.
~ Who is the football GOAT?
~ It’s Ronaldo, he has done it all.
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Cristiano Ronaldo is the highest goal scorer and Goat of football nobody comes nearer
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A game that will drive you completely insane.
Turned me into a Cleveland Brown's fan.
Made me cheer for kickers.
Makes me spend 9 hours on NFL.com's Gamecast every Sunday
The reason the NFL is the number one sport in this country.
"Man I really want the Colts win today but I hope Peyton throws like 4 interceptions."
"Alright, so Torry Holt just caught a 60-yard touchdown, there's 10 points, but I have to deduct 4 from that because he scored against my defense and then deduct one more point because the guy I'm playing has Jeff Wilkins."
"Screw Fantasy Football, I'm not playing next year."
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Let me tell you something: pads ain't going to help you when you have a 250 lb guy taking a helmet-shoulder shot at your knee. If anything the helmet/shoulder pads are more of a weapon. Players hit harder when they wear pads.
American Football is rough, Rugby is rough. They're different - get over it.
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