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what autocorrect sees fuck as it sees fuck as duck
Guy 1: oh duck you
Guy 2: did you mean fuck?
Guy 1: ducking autocorrect
Guy 2: autocorrect?
Guy 1: DUCK!!!!
Guy 1: im going to ducking kill myself
When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life
Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive
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a figurative phase used when one hates a certain situation
i don’t want to go to work screaming crying killing myself
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a common phrase used by people who believe they are not posers, when truly they are.
John(September): Yo man 50 cent is the shiznit. Ima go to footlocker and buy me sums 1s.
Me: Alright
John(October):Hey dude check out this skateboard, ima go buy some emericas from zumiez and some tight (overpriced) pants!!
Me: Oh what now, you're a skater all of a sudden
John: I don't label myself.....
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When a female watches an online video or reads an online thread and is not impressed, such a comment is usually left.
My opinion on this video? I find this difficult to finger myself to
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Person a: Hey, what's good?
Person b: I wanna fucking kill myself
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Something that Sayori does when Monika messes around with her chr. file. It doesn't really matter since Monika's real and Sayori isn't.
Monika: messes around with sayori.chr
Sayori: My life is nothing! I serve zero purpose! I should kill myself... Now!
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