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I saw a wet ass fuck cunt through the window of the apartment. It made me horny so I started to watch and Jack while watching outside in the open *it was night* I thought no one was around until I felt a hot ass chick sucking on my hairy balls. I cummed after a while and it splayed all over there window. The people in the apartment notest and took me and the chick sucking my dick inside and then we all had fun together the rest of the night.
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An Informal and Vulgar expression used to show Shock, Suprise, Disbelief or Displeasure
(Similar to "Well call me a Monkey's Uncle")
Man 1: Hey Did you know Dan won the lottery
Man 2: Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch after all this time it finally happened
loving jesus so much that you stay a virgin but are so desperate to fuck some1 that you tell them to put it in your ass.
I'm'a christian but i want some fuck so fuck my ass cause i love jesus christ.
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A phrase that is said in disgust or resentment, usually used when someone you hate asks you to do something.
"Hey, Richard. Can you get me some milk?"
"Bitch fuck outta my ass."
Used to define something that’s unpleasant
Person A: “Wow, I just got yelled at for something I didn’t do.”
Person B: “That’s like getting fucked up the ass without lube.”
The two expressions flying fuck and rat's ass combined for a greater expression.
Adam: It's always been my goal to make it as a u.d.w.o.t.d.
Ricardo: I dont give a flying rat getting ass fucked.
Ricardo: Just kidding. I do and I wish you good luck.
Adam: Bet.
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