Random
Source Code
Random
The ability to use Google with zen like prowess.
You couldn't find it on the web? Dude....your google-fu is weak.
70👍 59👎
tongue fu (tung fu) NOUN. The science of kissing and all oral play, especially involving intricate and powerful movements of the tongue. The use of the tongue as a weapon.
He's a Tongue Fu master. I saw him put his tongue through an inch-thick pine board at the dojo.
14👍 8👎
noun: a trick
verb: to trick someone or to pull a fast one.
Fu-Schnickener: A person that is skilled in the art of trickery.
On April Fools, Jake placed shaving cream in my ear while I was sleeping. I was fu-schnickened.
Eli fu-schnickened me when he filled my water bottle with hot water for the ride today.
Jorge is a fu-schnickener. Every day in the office he is pulling one prank or another.
14👍 8👎
Fucked up, ass backwards kung fu fighting.
"Your Shaolin Kung Fu is most impressive, but it is no match for my Humping Dog Yuk Fu!"
10👍 5👎
a woman who is married to another member of FUBAR.
Craftmagick is Fu-wife to RandyNew West
4👍 1👎
The best form of martial arts, even Bruce Lee was trained in it.
Adam taught all the elite monks Adam-Fu and they all ascended.
4👍 2👎
A version of kung-fu where several people gang up on someone at once. This can be physical or verbal.
If you post an unpopular opinion, don't be surprised if other posters use negro-fu and all attack you at once.
4👍 1👎