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Merlin's gag usually occurs after intimate pubic relations. In involves finding a rogue, ominously thick, hair at the back of your throat. Merlin's gag ensues, it's a cat like reflex, but no matter what you do that sucker is not going anywhere.
Jesus, I've had a Merlin's gag on all day! I knew I should have wet shaved her first!
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A rubber ball that is attached to a collar and is used for the man or woman to bite or suck on during sexual activity. Like sucking a mans massive testicle.
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A unique slang term used for semen, cum or large amounts of sperm, warm sexual fluids or ejaculate. Normally gag fluid is swallowed happily by those who love its warm, thick, gooey consistency, saltwater smell and sharp taste.
A large amount of male ejaculate man soup or baby gravy shot down the throat and consumed by someone who can handle its surprising taste and quality. People who love to swallow gag fluid have strong stomachs and good gag reflexes.
Gag fluid can either have a sweet, cake-like (cake batter) taste or a salty, bitter taste depending on the person's diet, health and the recipient's unique tongue and taste buds.
1. Cool Guy #1: "Look, I had no idea that Summer was such a spoogehog. She was cool at first but then she started acting like an ungrateful, childish little slut!"
Cool Guy #2: "Why did she start acting like such a bitch towards you man when you did so much for her?"
Cool Guy #1: "I have no idea, but one thing I do know for certain is that she deserves to get filled up with bucket loads of warm gag fluid!"
Cool Guy #2: "Yeah man I know...what goes around, 'cums' around!"
2. "That amazingly sexy girl that I just met, always begs for my baby batter because she told me that gag fluid makes her so, so happy. She's such a Cum Angel!"
3. Lady killer's friend: "Hey man, did that new hot girl give you a blowjob last night?
Lady killer: "OMG dude you wouldn't believe it! She generously swallowed my entire load of gag fluid, wiped her face, licked her lips, hands and fingers clean, smiled at me with excitement, then she told me that my cum tastes like cake mix. WTF!!"
4. Friend A: "Did you know that eating a lot of sweet-tasting things like celery, cinnamon, parsley and drinking natural fruit juices like pineapple, blueberry and strawberry-kiwi juice will make your semen taste sweeter and more delicious for your partner?
Friend B: "Really?"
Friend A: "Yep, I didn't believe it either, but my new girlfriend told me that it must work for real because now my gag fluid tastes better than ever!"
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Someone who you fuck although every word out of their mouth is garbage. The metaphor is stuffing a gag in their mouth so you don't have to listen to their nonsense while you bang them. You could be fucking them because you're desperate. You might screw them because, despite being stupid, arrogant or full of themselves, they are extremely physically attractive or sexually skilful. Compare and contrast with 'bag job'.
Tony's a moron, but a great gag job. He ate my pussy and hammered my g-spot all night, but as soon as he opened his mouth I threw him out.
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Verb; The act of tea bagging. Then you gag the bitch.
"Oh man, my girl was giving me guff last night, so I totally tea gagged her!"
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Sucking two cocks at the same time!
An illustration of Lolly Gagging:
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NOUN- Someone who acts like a butt to the point that it makes you gag. Like Mariah Carey or Paris Hilton. butt}
"Look at this butt gag. He has had a few too many."
"She is such a butt gag. Just because her daddy has money she thinks she is the bomb."
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