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when a girls lying down and and her guy puts his balls in each of her eyes
i like when my girlfriend wheres my urban goggles and then flutters her eyelashes... it tickles!
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a phenomenon often observed by students at Oxford University - similar to beer goggles, but produced by prolonged periods in the library and a of lack of social interaction.
This lasts for up to 78 seconds after leaving the library and causes all girls, no matter how ugly, to appear dazzlingly attractive.
"I think that's why I really like Emma. She's always sat opposite me in Wadham library, and I often find myself thinking that I definitely wouldn't mind. It's the library goggles, I'm sure!"
"Oh my chunder. I've got the library goggles again. It's so tragic!"
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The act of placing one's testicles upon another's eyes with the penis resting on the forehead, usually by a person of albanian background.
Dennis: Yo come to my room i want to show you my rare albanian goggles.
Amanda: Okay..where are they?
Dennis: Get on your knees and close your eyes...i want to put them on you..
Amanda: hahaha ok....
Proceeds to put his balls on her face.
Dennis: (to his friends the next day) I gave her Albanian Goggles!
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Noun: Someone who hangs their ski goggles from their rear view mirror in their car so they can make sure the whole world knows they ski or ride. They think it looks cool, but in reality it makes them look like a giant DOUCHE.
Guy 1: "Dude, this fucking douchebag is riding my ass, I think I should break check him.."
Guy 2: "Lemme see.....Ohhh hahaha hes a fucking goggle hanger!! Dude this guy is fucking sick!! hahaha Yea definitely break check that faggot."
Guy 1: Hahaha fucking goggle hanger.
Like beer goggles, but for when you're at the beach.
When it's sunny and you're at the beach, you see a person from afar who seems really good-looking. But as soon as he/she gets closer, they are butt-ugly! Damn beach goggles!
Akin to beer goggles, sale goggles happen when you buy something JUST because it's on sale. It may be a terrible product that you will have regrets about once the buzz of acquisition has worn off.
I was at Target checking out the clearance items and came across a purple and yellow striped shirt. After buying it I came home and realized that it makes me look like a "special needs" bumble bee. Darn those sale goggles!
a pair of invisible goggles that magically appear when canibis is smoked. allowing the wearer to see an aura of happines around everything.
" GET YO GANJA GOGGLES ON BOI!!!!"