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Grandpa

somebody with insane amounts of knowledge, don't use wikipedia, use your fucking grandpa to give your shitty answers that only your grandpa will know

Richard: Grandpa, is wikipedia bad?
Grandpa: oh yes it fucking is
Richard: what is a dick
Grandpa: you
Richard: oh my god so fucking true

by how is every name taken August 10, 2023


grandpa

Parent's father.

Grandpa.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024


Grandpa

A person is older then you and acts like they know everything

Shut up you Grandpa

by Thatbidh tay March 10, 2021


Grandpa

A grandfather.

Grandpa and the kids were having fun

by Rhoddium October 30, 2021


Grandpa

Your sweet old man who, tells the best jokes, gives you money, You get 100 bucks for turning their tv on. Basically the best people ever

"My grandpa gave me 100 dollars just because I turned their tv on!!!"

by fetasalaatti666 August 11, 2023


grandpa hopper

When a person sneaks up behind another person, then violently lifts their knee to strike them in the crack of the ass.

If you don't shut up, I am going to grandpa hopper you.

by Super E Money October 3, 2007


rusty grandpa

when an older gentleman has sex but his spray on tan rubs off on the bed sheets

watch out for randy, I hear he's a real rusty grandpa

by Chillingallday November 29, 2020